OH THANK GOODNESS, Tatyana lives to dance another week. Shirley did her so dirty with scoring. #DWTS

Dawg, these scores are all over the place tonight, and almost every couple not how I would’ve scored them, for both better and for worse. Mostly underwhelmed with performances tonight compared to last week’s near universal high points. #DWTS

Derek’s seduction techniques #DWTS

Some meta internet stuff going on back there. #DWTS

That read more as a contemporary than a jazz, to me, but I feel like both those styles are largely a stylistic “free pass” on this show. Entertaining choreo, and really demanding a lot of controlled precision for all the spin stops. #DWTS

I dunno that the song and the Chicago “We Both Reached for the Gun” ventriloquist dummy thing worked for me, but I have to commend Connor for really stepping up with the athleticism. The leap over the couch will make you a believer. #DWTS

Tatyana’s positive trajectory continues! Just needs to sharpen the attack a bit. #DWTS

I…disagree… #DWTS

Aaaaahhhhhhh, disco skeletons #DWTS

Not a cube, maybe not even a rectangular prism, given those prominent corner folds. But undoubtedly a BRICK. Says it's the Complete Kubrick, but I don't see the moon landing listed among the short films, nor the NASA logo. Maybe it's part of the "and much more..." /s #Criterion

In very sad Filipino news… 🐰🇵🇭

Me this whole month.

Yeah, hard-ass Shirley Ballas will guest judge next week! Uh-oh, mom’s not gonna go easy on ‘em. Mark probably told Maura that they’re gonna get the opposite of preferential treatment. #DWTS

Vivacious celebration of life. Julia and Ezra were light and bright. #DWTS

So next themed DWTS season is….Oops, All Preggers? I guess given the show’s ratings, this must also be one of the largest live audiences for a gender reveal? #DWTS

Oh, hey, Allen, what are you doing here? #DWTS

Connor’s technique continues to be slow-to-improve, but he always looks sincerely into the dances and has a winning, earnest everyman charm. #DWTS

FINALLY! Breakout week for Harry finally fixing his attack and textures. May I say, though, that Shelby (and the rest of Harry’s family) truly stole the show. #DWTS