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Philadelphia, PA
Joined July 2009
Unsolicited idea for @theharryshearer alt verse for Inspector General: he’s not a general (he commands no soldiers); he’s not an inspector (he peeks over no shoulders)
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I have a 2 bd 2 ba but one of the bas is in the Wawa on the corner
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Shawty always on her phone
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Fingers crossed phoebe Bridgers gets a dragon tonight
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Watching this Jeopardy masters tournament is a great way to feel like a fucking idiot
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You can only pick one: A) Toes, no fingers B) Fingers, no toes C) Half toes, half fingers, half a dick D) Toes and fingers, but dick in inconvenient spot TBD E) Measure your life by your business successes
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If you look between the balls and bhole of your keyboard it spells taint
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Is there a new thing where influencers are trying to get punched in the face by random men for clout? Cuz bet
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This gif is terrifying
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Isthmus of Garbage retweeted
Men will literally get quasi-exorcised by Gandalf instead of going to therapy
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Please for the love of potbelly Jesus when will this Hertz campaign end?
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I also refuse to work with Robert De Niro like Jesus, Bob, TAKE A HINT!
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No way my mamaw was right Andy Reid just bit the football off the top of the trophy and now vax needles are shooting out like a tshirt cannon
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Y’all telling me there’s a band called Goose AND a band called Geese? FOH the very definition of white privilege
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All this Goose drama on the timeline I finally understand how deadheads felt about Phish
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No, no, no. Charlie Manson. Singer/songwriter Charlie Manson.
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She Charles on my dickens til I Scrooge
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Fuck Hasbro for firing WOTC staff but diversifying Clue while tiddies still poppin, hats off
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Just want to say that I am stoked that @thetoadies are still getting featured in movies n shit and if they are ever canceled NEVER TELL ME!!!
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