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'Be a great man, instead of a good boy!' Cyber Ops Sec IT by day. Viking by trade. Views are my own, RT/Like != Endorsement!

Joined July 2009
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Jim, the Viking retweeted
Buffing Warcraft forever players randomly when they walk by is tradition! 🫡
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Facts.
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I'm sure this will be their first order of business...
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Gov't: "Forcing regular #password changes does more harm than good" Also gov't...
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Every California family after ruining Texas. 🐊
🤖 Made with AI
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Some WoW players never forget a grudge, even 36 levels later #wow #worldofwarcraft #wowforever
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The porn-addled of X are an angry bunch 🤪
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The problems will come when the vibe coded "slop" appears to have more sauce, grit & an understanding of the audience then the hundreds of developers and sensitivity consultants can manage on a multiple-hundred-million dollar budget.
Someone out there is modding Marvel's Spider-Man 2 to turn it into an Iron Man game 💀💀💀
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Jim, the Viking retweeted
Jag trodde först det jag läste var ett skämt, partiet ska HJÄLPA kommunalrådet att INTE DELA KONSPIRATIONSTEORIER!! Det är alltså INTE ETT SKÄMT!
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Jim, the Viking retweeted
A Vilain who was as hard to kill as Daniel Jackson #AFullCirclePodcast Michael Shanks Interviews Peter Williams, "Apophis" in Stargate SG-1 (In... youtu.be/3Cookn9dvsw?si=jj2S… via @YouTube
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Jim, the Viking retweeted
It's OK They're on the side of the boat people
Young Bob just got jumped by a group of violent leftists. If you are right wing stop going to debate left wingers unless you are willing or able to physically defend yourself. At least bring security. There’s no point in just allowing leftists to bash you
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>launches a military operation to free his citizens held in a foreign country >captures the leader of the country’s LARGEST GANG >something the countries police has been unable to do for decades >all in LESS THAN TWO WEEKS You can just do things
URGENT : Wilson Joseph, chef du gang 400 Mawozo en Haïti, a été capturé ce soir par les forces militaires du Salvador, à la suite d'une opération nocturne. 🇸🇻 bravo @nayibbukele 👏👏👏
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Tu t'appelles Charlotte. 23 ans. Tu étudies à Sciences Po Paris. Tu milites à La France insoumise et tu vas à la techno-parade contre la vie chère ce weekend. Ton père, Philippe, est ingénieur chez Total, à côté de Bizanos. Il travaille depuis 36 ans dans l'énergie, a commencé foreur et dirige maintenant le projet "Exploration puits 2035" avant de partir à la retraite. Philippe te fait un virement tous les mois pour financer ton 2 pièces à 1350€ dans le quartier latin et tes cours de pilates reformer. Tu as un tote bag « taxez les riches », un iPhone 17 Pro et un abonnement à Mediapart. Tu considères que les grandes entreprises sont "une catastrophe sociale et écologique". Tu as d'ailleurs écrit un mémoire de 42 pages sur les violences symboliques du capitalisme. Philippe qui se lève à 6h depuis 1987, te paye tes études grâce ses à anciennes stocks-options chez Shell. À Sciences Po, tu as enfin rencontré des jeunes qui partagent tes convictions. Leurs parents sont avocats, médecins, hauts fonctionnaires ou dirigeants. Vous avez fondé un collectif de "house music" en résistance au néolibéralisme. Vous vous réunissez chaque jeudi dans un café du 11e pour discuter de la lutte des classes autour d'une bouteille de vin naturel orange à 38€. Tu n'as jamais travaillé dans une usine, mais tu connais parfaitement les conditions de vie du prolétariat grâce à tes stages à l'ONU et au PNUD trouvés par les contacts de ta mère Christine à L'Oréal. Tu expliques à ton père que les grandes entreprises exploitent les travailleurs. Il te propose de venir rencontrer les techniciens de son usine pendant les vacances. Tu peux pas car t'as anniversaire de Julie à Santorin. À Noël, tu rentres au "pays". Ton père vient te chercher à la gare de Dax avec sa nouvelle Tesla. Pendant le trajet, tu lui expliques que les cadres supérieurs sont complètement déconnectés des réalités populaires et que Elon Musk est la lie de l'humanité. Philippe sourit nerveusement. De retour dans ta maisonnée de famille, Philippe demande si ta recherche de stage en cinéma militant avance en te proposant du foie gras et du serrano-manchego. Tu lui dis que tu es vegan depuis cette année et qu'il est insensible à la cruauté animale. Philippe se sert un verre de Jurançon, s'asseoit sur son fauteuil Roche Bobois et te demande si tu es pour la taxation de l'héritage à 100%.
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I’m not joking! … Yesterday the UK Government started the process, exactly as I warned you it would. Straight from the UN and into U.K. legislation, to turn nature into a financial asset class that makes huge returns for investors. Forests, rivers, soil, biodiversity,… will all be measured, certified, packaged and sold as investment products.. to banks corporations and institutional investors. And the Government will force regulation and make taxpayers create the demand. The UN calls it “natural capital”. I call it theft of earths produce
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I wrote it all out for those who can't watch the video. First of all, THANK YOU SO MUCH for helping me reach 20,000 followers!! I’m genuinely so happy and grateful. And I’m also incredibly happy that I can finally share the news I’ve been waiting to announce once we reached 20,000 followers. There will be some more difficult English from here on, so I apologize in advance if my English gets a little broken. I’ll do my best to explain everything! Back when my account was still relatively small, my wife was struggling with infertility due to two medical conditions: PCOS (Polycystic Ovary Syndrome) and hyperprolactinemia. But after going through treatment, something amazing happened… WE’RE PREGNANT!! We were finally able to conceive a baby! Thank you so much for all the love and support. And we already know the baby’s gender… IT’S A BOY!!! My wife and I had been talking about visiting America together sometime this year or next year. But just when we were making those plans, we found out she was pregnant! That’s why I’ve mentioned that it might take a little longer before I can visit America. Reaching 20,000 followers was a personal goal of mine. I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t share this news until we reached that number. Until then, I wanted to keep working as hard as I could toward that goal. And today, that day has finally come. I’m truly happy that I can share this special news with all of you. And one last thing… I’d absolutely love to receive some congratulatory Ko-fi coffees this time! Of course, your kind words and congratulations mean just as much to me! But if you have a little extra to spare and would like to help us buy something for the baby, I would be incredibly grateful. Also, I really want to personally reply to every single person who supports us, so if you decide to send a Ko-fi, I’d really appreciate it if you could include your X username! This has been Tsu-san’s big announcement! Thank you so much, everyone. I love you all!
My American brothers and sisters, I’d really appreciate it if you could watch today’s video! It means a lot to me.
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This made me laugh so I hope it did the same for you 🤣
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POV: your class trainer saw you earn your first silver
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