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jupiter
Joined May 2021
if you are looking for solid plays outside memes i would buy solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 its solana onchain cycle - check the stats $STONK its the degen infra play solana:4k3Dyjzvzp8eMZWUXbBCjEvwSkkk59S5iCNLY3QrkX6R Solana OG eating form stonk szn, has token buyback and staking solana:JUPyiwrYJFskUPiHa7hkeR8VUtAeFoSYbKedZNsDvCN 50% buyback, onchain stablished team will eat from SOL volumes, mobile wallet and @gumonchain $MET LPs solana:KMNo3nJsBXfcpJTVhZcXLW7RmTwTt4GVFE7suUBo9sS its my Quasimodo, the ugly token that should be equity $MINI private LLM inference. low cap high potential
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if you are in HOOD pivot to Solana
JUST IN: $HOOD stock collapses after missing on both EPS and Revenue
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pumpfun is looking for max extracting here
FUNNIEST THING EVER Pumpfun replying to my chart with AI slop and forgot to remove part of the chat that says they ARE MORE EXTRACTIVE "But my version of the graphic alone does not address the underlying claim that Pumpswap is far more extractive" Saved the sceenshot here before got deleted
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FUNNIEST THING EVER Pumpfun replying to my chart with AI slop and forgot to remove part of the chat that says they ARE MORE EXTRACTIVE "But my version of the graphic alone does not address the underlying claim that Pumpswap is far more extractive" Saved the sceenshot here before got deleted
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$SOL at $1000 and her as gf?
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Your favorite bridge doesn't always give you the best rate. Introducing Jupiter Bridge, a bridge aggregator. We compare @RelayProtocol, @mayan, @circle CCTP, @NEARProtocol and more, so you get the best rates in and out of Solana. Try it now 👇
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🚨JUST IN: @JupiterExchange is now @Solana’s No.1 lending protocol across five key metrics, including total deposits, total loans, utilization rate, stablecoin deposits, and stablecoin loans.
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Just use @miniroutersh
banned for reverse engineering work? that’s wild oh well, -$500, and a bunch of banked resets) but gained motivation to get 3 more machines and finish my cluster. i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering which tripped daybreak.
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Yet another ATH by @miniroutersh breaking more than 2B tokens for the first time Fastest growing inference marketplace @iamzhe
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Self replenishing inference
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crazy to see $MINI do another 1B+ day consecutively just surpassed the 15B total mark and now roughly doing 5B a week this is all in less than two months total currently sitting at a 2m mcap @miniroutersh is perfectly aligned for the upcoming agent wars
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Banger
Is there anything a solana dev can’t do?
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Markets should make the decisions. @metaproph3t co-founded @MetaDAOProject, which is rebuilding venture capital for the internet on Solana. Catch him at Breakpoint, November 15-17.
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.@a1lon9 in 2024 vs alon in 2026 > 2024: "influencers shilling microcaps is fine if they don't use their followers as immediate exit liquidity" > 2026: pays kimchi (larp) $6M to be the face of @Pumpfun holding 75% of KIMCHI supply, probably selling from side wallets... $1.4M liquidity kimchi withdrew 1.35B PUMP (~$6.4M) off binance + okx (his pumpfun deal pay) "make CT great again" he said 🤡 so, who's the exit liquidity here?
"BE THE NEXT KIMCHI" 🤡 > @Pumpfun signs kimchi > reportedly paid him $6.5M in $PUMP (which he is selling in the market already) $KIMCHI launched last night, now at $31M mcap top 10 wallets hold 80% of supply even his $40M TRUMP win was never proven onchain ❌ you can't be the next kimchi. this is the reality: ✅ - kimchi got paid to be kimchi. - you're the exit liquidity that makes the ad look good - still no PUMP airdrop for the people who actually used the app btw (cc @a1lon9) new era for memecoins, or the same extraction with a celebrity "pop culture" face? 🤔
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BREAKING $TSLA is now LIVE on Solana. Trade $TSLA 24/7 on Jupiter.
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It's a good day to believe in Solana
It's a good day to believe in something.
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Tip Toe’n across America!
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Man is so demented he forgot he's launched the biggest crypto scams himself
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to announce crackdown on crypto scams targeting Americans.
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