Replying to @gingerrtom
This man was thrown out of Wetherspoons in Northampton for being dressed like a nob.
someone who lives 160 miles away in rotheram and hasnt been to london since the olympics is absolutely fuming rn
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The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street is a godsend for cabbies. They can combine two favourite activities. Taking tourists on the most convoluted route to Selfridges to rack up a fare while having an extra 15 minutes to rant about Sadiq Khan.
Bohs and their Parachute Regiment mates over at the weekend.
This Wrexham gobshite they were hosting, who has a Para tattoo, was mingling with a Celtic gobshite they were hosting, who has a Provo tattoo. You couldn’t make it up!
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Replying to @ScotNational
Mad how all balds tell everyone they should go to Palestine if they like it that much but the minute anyone tries, Israel either stops them entering or bombs them.
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UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere!
C&A
Our Price
Little Chef
Happy Eater
Mister Byrite
Debenhams
Berni Inn
Abbey National
BHS
Allders
The Link
Comet
Allied Carpets
Do It All
Madhouse
Index
Safeway
Gateway
Dan-Air
Keddies
Gateway
Ratners
Alliance and Leicester
Gamestation
Dixons
Phones4U
Rumbelows
Bejam
Monarch
Netto
Thomas Cook
Littlewoods
Bradford and Bingley
Texas Homecare
Somerfield
Barratts
Tandy
Courts
JJB Sports
Radio Rentals
Virgin Megastores
Woolworths
Israeli Elections:
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu.
52% chance.
🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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It’s been a weekend, but then I remembered when bury fans let their club die. Reentered in a pub league, resumed over playing players, and piss their pants with excitement when they beat Prescott cables 3-0, and there’s nothing you can say because they’re top of the league #RAFC
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Replying to @TPointUK @NickTenconi
Aww bless his heart must be lactose as well as racial intolerant
Fuck off
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Unbelievable, imagine getting told you’re going to Benidorm instead of Bournemouth.
Be like winning the lottery.
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Replying to @BarrowAFC
Thoughts with all the Barrow players having to make the long journey up to Barrow for the midweek replay 👍
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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Don’t watch much league of Ireland but whenever I do it just looks like a big game of pinball until someone gets lucky with a nice deflection
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Away end at Dalymount looking absolutely apocalyptic
I looked up and thought I saw the Four Horsemen at one point…
£1000-£1500 Premier League season tickets just ain’t cutting it anymore brav
Long live the League of Ireland








































