@WildChefHuman

🇳🇬 Faith, Food, Film & Tech+Writing Building @rouxculinary | @rouxstudioshq | @foodincng | @theeventkompani | F&B Consultant PR/Ads Ex: Edenlife, PocketFood

 Nigeria
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Joined November 2018
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Chef Human™@WildChefHuman18h
I love rabbits.
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Chef Human™@WildChefHuman19h
This is exactly how you know you’ve healed because why are you bothered about the life & choices of a person who treated you worse than an earthworm, with zero value for you and whatever you supposedly shared? Why are you sorrowful because they left you & chose another victim?
Abbie🤎👜
@AbbietrendsOct 26
You’ll think you’ve finally healed until you see them post their new partner.
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dani💕@luv4deee13h
there’s nothing exciting to look forward to atm.😕
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Chef Human™@WildChefHumanOct 26
So, in order for your friend to have a beautiful life, she had to break another woman’s home, and break her boyfriend’s heart. Aw, sweet love, how pleasant you are.❤️
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One of the biggest red flags in a relationship is someone who can hurt you without feeling bad, but becomes the victim the moment you express how their actions made you feel.
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Dej The Machine@dejthemachine13h
Add back-biting, not the gossip kind, the literal kind. Bite her back like a lion on heat.
❤️‍🔥@loveofcouplesOct 27
neck kisses 😍
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Boogey Odey
@BoogeyThatOct 27
Money, the Nigerian God.
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dami
@damylareeeOct 26
Farewell kisses.
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KC@F1MECHANICSOct 27
omo people were seriously in love back then
dami
@damylareeeOct 26
Farewell kisses.
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oek@herelieselijah17h
soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
chaotic cutie.@keziah_sandersOct 27
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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I’m fighting myself from really crashing out but why are people so wicked????? Lol Omo people are wicked and crazy, to think that someone can be sharing the same bed with you but their heart is so wicked towards you that they say all manner of awful things to their friends behind your back. Bruh my head is always hot anytime I remember, you could have just left me alone Fgs, I was on my own fgs
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Tai Lopez
@tailopezOct 26
Branding is how people see you. Marketing is how they find you. Sales is how you get paid. Master all three.
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@uyi0zaofxOct 25
Man, I need to study more! You hear some people speak, and just shiver from the sheer quality of knowledge they harbor in their minds. All from studying texts!
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Bloom Her Life
@glowstronggirl22h
What if just 5 minutes a day could challenge your brain in a whole new way?
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Lizzy Saturday
@iAmGamingAnywayOct 26
Had an ex tell me, “as someone without kids, it’s just a reminder that I am one year closer to not having anyone love me simply because I am me. So doing nothing makes me think about it less” He was referencing that his birthday was a reminder that his parents were getting older and those are often the only people that love us unconditionally As a relatively attractive woman, that really woke me up. I can be a total loser and someone will love me just because I exist and give them attention…men do not have it that easy
lily
@vxylilyOct 26
why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?
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Marielle Redclaw
@MarieleRedclaw17h
Guys are not interested in head games. When a man at my work asked me out, I knew he liked the Indiana Jones films. So I sat back in my chair, looked at him, paused dramatically, and said, “You have chosen… wisely.” We’re married with four children now.
PAT
@Pats_Aura22h
Men these days are different. The moment you say no, they’re gone. No begging, no pleading, no chasing. This generation of men will accept your rejection so fast, you’ll start wondering if they ever wanted you in the first place.
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LILSON@Lilson_119h
We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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Yay Toon Day
@yay_tunesOct 26
I feel so so irritated when someone turns out to be a huge waste of my time. Like why did I even let you in my life in the first place.🤔
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@shawtie_eOct 25
I think there's something healthy about learning to tell people when their actions have bothered you instead of repeatedly swallowing your feelings until resentment builds up.
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Sole Woyinka
@_littlehuman_Oct 26
And a forehead kisser and a chin holder and a feet rubber
Liz🧚
@lizformeeOct 25
I love me a man who is a waist grabber.
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