Phoenician. Just a guy trying to figure out if we need a variance to build this city on rock'n'roll. I’m the guy who went to #angelosbachelorparty
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Very exciting news regarding a potential movie about #AngelosBachelorParty:
EXCLUSIVE: Peter Hoare has been tapped by producers Joe Russo and Jordan Finnegan to pen the script for ‘Reply All,’ a new film based on the viral, true story of Will Novak deadline.com/2023/04/peter-h…
Not that we’re going to win the conference or anything but the season is saved
Bowl eligibility still in sight. The true freshman look very promising!
The team clearly gives up when Boley is in, that sucks and shouldn’t be the case, but it is
If Keene is hurt, roll with Fette
The energy and vibes both in the stadium and on the field are just so bad with Boley out there
The team just doesn’t seem to want to play for him for whatever reason
I’m yet again begging @ASUFootball for some jump houses on the sun deck
I’ll kick in to the fund for it!
Every major stadium has a kids area. College sports are for families. My kids hate coming because this plastic court is the only “play” area
The @azstatefair has a hologram Pokemon card that changes between Thicc Charizard and Thicc Pikachu if you’re deranged and looking for that kinda thing
These Junior Rangers are excited to have a 4th National park in our fair state
There's a new national park in town and a sign to prove it.
@SecretaryBurgum joined park staff to celebrate the designation of Chiricahua National Park in Arizona as America's 64th national park.
A new name for one of America's most spectacular landscapes.
ALT Secretary Doug Burgum stands with the National Park Service staff as they all pose for a photograph behind the new sign for Chiricahua National Park. Mountains and a desert landscape surround them.
Will Novak retweeted
America’s newest national park is rock solid!
Chiricahua is officially our 64th national park. Welcome to the "Wonderland of Rocks."
ALT Lightning strikes beneath dark storm clouds over the rocky landscape of Chiricahua. Green vegetation surrounds clusters of towering rock formations, with a pink glow along the distant horizon.
One fun thing about it being a middle aged dad who mostly listens to history podcasts and documentaries is your entire social media advertising algorithm becomes ads for boner pills and life insurance
This is what was great and unique about college football
Multiple win conditions
2 decades of ESPN talking about rings culture, national titles or bust etc has been a poison
Will Novak retweeted
for like 25 years, college football had a perfect system where the entire country spent 12 weeks watching to ses which two teams would end up 12-0 and play for a title while 20-30 other programs still could also find a way to feel good about their season
then decided to kill it
Will Novak retweeted
Other than the regular season games becoming meaningless, a majority of FBS still not having meaningful playoff access, conference championship games getting axed, bowls losing relevance, and increased player injury risk, the expansion to 24 teams could be a good thing.
Woof. No such thing as an ugly win but….its going to take a miracle to get to a bowl
Very confusing and discouraging season thus far
As long as the Bidwills own this team, it’ll be a mess. We have over 100 years of evidence.
Best for one’s mental health to half watch them on Sundays, but don’t get too invested. They’ll only drive you crazy.
Breaking: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison, sources tell me and @RapSheet.
The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game vs Detroit as details of the trade are finalized.
There should be an option for computer passwords called “close enough”
Like for when you’re trying to share your Netflix password
If I spend all this time typing this nonsense in via the remote and I’m in the neighborhood cant you just assume my buddy shared his password w/ me?
Go Sun Devils
JD Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut the wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular that we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."