I used to be the world's youngest person.
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William retweeted
We've all been there.
You crimp off a shit and realise there's no bog paper left.
I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
My government will add six more sheets to every roll of bog paper.
It's a small change, but it's a practical way to help people
Bird food is terribly expensive, and we spend about a grand a year feeding the critters in the garden, but it's worth it when Mr Robin turns up with his little family.
When you've got a group school project, and the thick kid who did absolutely nothing wants to take credit for it.
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
William retweeted
0 crashes or fatalities since Ryanair's 1985 start and you can see Europe with fares at the price of only 6 Rustlers microwavable burgers, to put it in value terms that these fat gobshites might understand.
Truly a miracle of capitalism.
You'd hope they'd travel and broaden their minds, but nah
I visited Hiroshima last week. In all the memorials and exhibits, it was notable that, while they highlighted the horror of the people caught up in it, they accepted it as a consequence of Japan's choice to start their war.
'Hope' is a key theme for the authoritarian thick left for good reason.
Hope is the non-committal, vague resort of those without any agency or intention of doing anything for themselves. It's the opposite of ambition, drive and effort.
It's submission and dependence.
The solution is to require refugees have a UK sponsor(s) who are legally responsible for the costs associated with taking in that person.
You want to wave 'refugees welcome' banners, ok, but you pay a personal cost and put your money where your mouth is. Zoe here will provide shelter, food, health etc etc for all the refugees she wants to welcome.
