@WilsonTball

Big in Sheboygan.

 Tom Hanks' Island
Joined August 2012
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Death, Taxes, the breeders cup draw taking hours due to ads/random people giving long speeches
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Someone who posts Shein bargains on here didn’t like my sink BLOCKED TRASH!
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Amy@1875_993h
Is it no poppy’s in all Wetherspoons? Because that’s some fucking joke that is. Absolutely disgraceful
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October 1993 🎬 "Cool Runnings"
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Game must be fucked if they’re trotting this out again after a week
Infinity Ward
@InfinityWard4h
Your K/D has been warned. Shipment arrives tomorrow in #MW4.😤
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Can this ai shit fucking die already. I'm sick of it.
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Is it wrong I want a garment from a twitter slop ad?
MATCHBEAST
@matchbeastintlOct 13
I'm the quiet one in the group chat. I've read everything.

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is this cos you can't pinch the arses of grown Indian men
Restore Britain
@RestoreBritainOct 25
We will deliver a Britain where the waiters and shop workers are British teenagers, not grown Indian men.
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A lot of weddings are going to look like this under Lowe
Restore Britain
@RestoreBritain10h
A Restore Britain Government will ONLY grant British citizenships through marriage, subject to strict fraud checks. Nothing else.
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I was wondering why Gregg Wallace wasn't following me so I had a look at the kind of people he does follow and I have struck gold
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Surely this when waffle stomping not just acceptable but your duty
Kentrell
@AkadeBemsenOct 25
Dear AirBnB host - NO ONE TRAVELS WITH THEIR OWN TOILET PAPER!! And supplying a spare roll of toilet paper is a minimal expectation. When I contact you at 9:00 at night after I’ve been there for two hours to ask if I’m just overlooking where it may be, DO NOT tell me you’re happy to give me directions to the nearest store, or you’re getting one star. Thank you.
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Wetherspoons poppy gate 2: electric boogaloo
WETHERS00NS_not@WETHERSP00NSOct 25
**ATTENTION** Please not that today and during any further protests in and around the Gosport area we will NOT be allowing anyone in any of our venues wearing a Poppy or any other political or religious symbols.
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Casimiro’s back
Benjamin Brazil
@bennymufcOct 25
Zayden loving his mascot duties. He will be leading the teams out with captain Harry Maguire #MUFC 🇾🇪
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Skill issue
Paul1878@DonPaulottiOct 25
So the 4 of us were meant to go to Sharm el sheikh today but just about to board the plane and said my youngest passport doesn't have 6 months left on it (5m 25d) so can't go. We've come home. Mum n brother gone. Feel sick 🤢
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“Throwing punches”
10,000 Takes
@10k_TakesOct 24
Drunk Iowa fan couldn't handle the loss and decides to start throwing punches What a loser
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If you think thats bad think about who usurped his other name....
Anon Opin.
@anon_opinOct 25
How embarrassing to call yourself "H" and have to clarify by adding "from Steps" for decades only for Aitch to turn up and take the moniker effortlessly
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Southgate is getting packed ready for the drive up the M6 😍
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Wilson retweeted
cants@cantseyyOct 24
I've had to take two paracetamol after seeing Cole Palmer's hairline in a storm
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