Human Magic 8 Ball • Horse whisperer, but for people • Co-Founder of https://xitter.cf/t.co/qrx47u21VY • Described by the BBC as 'a self-publicist of huge proportions.'

United Kingdom
Joined November 2009
If you do not isolate, this could happen to you: trapped in an iron lung, unable to escape serial piano-botherer Liberace.
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It's a less informed and more dangerous world when a scientist doesn't understand the tools of their own trade. (Worse if they're not even scientists, but have a pulpit and the same tools.) forbes.com/sites/kalevleetar… #DataScience #analytics #BigData #IOPsych
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Yes, yes, it's my 156th birthday. I'm not one to make a fuss over such things, of course. But if you insist on doing something for me, let's get those few remaining #IOPsych volk out there to follow your Uncle Hugo. Retweet this message or give some Luddite colleague a nudge!
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Just in case you need it this morning, here's the picture of Liberace playing piano for a lady in an iron lung.
...and that's about it. Job done. Few days of recovery and the occasional codeine. @petegallacher mentioned my knee might feel like wet tissue for a little while. You can also add 'might sound like a wet fart.' (Don't turn on the sound if you're squeamish.)
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Had spot of knee surgery yesterday, carried out by the excellent @petegallacher. For anyone else who might be getting similar surgery, I made this handy guide.
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Ben Hawkes retweeted
Nuclear facility or punchbag showroom?
Survivorship bias
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As they always say: find yourself a woman who looks at you the way that a woman in an iron lung looks at Liberace.
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Except for I am sick of the “I want to show off” questions, so those should all go to a “no, be quiet” option.
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My heart! "clutches chest" #overheardatsiop
“I’d like to think the language of psychometrics is the language of love” @OverheardatSIOP #SIOP19 #nerd
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RT @cubiksonline: Struggling to identify High Potentials? Join our #CubiksUK team and Ben Hawkes @WorkPsy from Shell International for a free webinar 10th May, 1pm #HiPo #Cubiks #PeopleMatter - Register using the link below ow.ly/BQMr30jvyp5
If you enjoyed out first live #TalentTalks on Potential you might be interested in signing up for @CubiksUK #HiPo webinar on 10th May featuring some lessons learned from @WorkPsy ow.ly/KJA030jtyYB
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In machine learning the old "garbage-in, garbage-out" becomes "garbage-in, extra-garbagey-garbage-out" ow.ly/ncqx30jrAKn #ai #machinelearning
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Mental health issues can affect anyone. Entrepreneurs - often working solo, under stress and pressure - are vulnerable too. ow.ly/MUrU30jjU9L #startup #entrepreneur #mentalhealth
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No matter how much you wash them, some carrots just stay dirty.
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Mmm... Toasty. Not moisty.
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The dog is doing me a heckin' bamboozle. Either that or we've been feeding a rug with a nose for the past 6 months.
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Announcing Ben Hawkes as a keynote speaker for #IPAC2018! We are looking forward to listening and learning during Ben’s presentation, as he regularly presents and writes about emerging assessment techniques.