Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted. Scored 8 on The Blacklist #Querying a thriller novel Goalkeeper's Union member

Deepest Kent (Tunbridge Wells)
Joined April 2020
I got married today
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youtu.be/G89g3xTr0h0?is=6YGR… Paul Collingwood did it without a glove 20 years ago
Lemme know if a cricket player could ever do this
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Yes, Harry sits at the better table
Don't get it confused Kane is a nice guy but he does not sit on the same table with Benzema
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The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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By gawd it's Kane #BallonDor
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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We replaced a man who would run through a brick wall for us, with Oliver Skipp...
Preston North End are reportedly interested in signing former Charlton Athletic captain Greg Docherty (30) on a free transfer 🤩 Via | @reluctantnicko The Scottish midfielder is set to train with the Championship side with a view to a potential move 🔍 #PNEFC | #CAFC
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Well, everyone calling him out... Not sure another series of this show is coming 😅
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I’m enjoying the crying right wingers are doing over Oxford Street. As if people driving and parking outside Selfridges are the main clientele. That street is a dump and should be made better
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Has there been a bigger dickhead with victim mentality than James McClean?
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Lock them up. Google didn’t just do this. There are Google employees who made the call and carried this out. PUT THEM IN PRISON.
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Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, “We’re all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.”
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Surely the Dems aren't taking Texas
🚨 NEW: Polls indicate that the Democrats will win a a majority of the battleground Senate races in next weeks midterms Alaska: DEM GAIN 🔵 51% 🔴 49% Georgia: DEM HOLD 🔵 54% 🔴 46% Iowa: GOP HOLD 🔴 47% 🔵 45% Kansas: GOP HOLD 🔴 48% 🔵 47% Maine: DEM GAIN 🔵 50% 🔴 48% Michigan: DEM HOLD 🔵 47% 🔴 46% North Carolina: DEM GAIN 🔵 57% 🔴 43% Ohio: DEM GAIN 🔵 47% 🔴 44% Texas: DEM GAIN 🔵 51% 🔴 49% Control of the US Senate: DEM GAIN 🔵 DEM: 52 (+5) (including 2 independents) 🔴 GOP: 48 (-5) [Via NBC aggregate of polling from ActiVote, Data for Progress, InsiderAdvantage & Fox News]
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Avoided jail time? Booooooo
BREAKING: Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison, suspended for 12 months, therefore avoiding jail time. Brown pleaded guilty to affray over a confrontation at a London nightclub in 2023. trib.al/FfaizNt 📺 Sky 501
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He wouldn‘t have missed a Harry Kane Ballon d‘Or over a cold. Looks like Harry has actually lost it. Shame
Bayern announce that Max Eberl is unable to travel to this evening's Ballon d'Or ceremony in London due to a cold
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Urgh, the wife has twisted my arm and the heating has come on... Wanted to make it to November without
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What have I done
Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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Living your life like this must be so miserable
I tried out Slow Horses since I’ve seen positive chatter about it (and Jack Lowden is a potential choice for Bond) but the first episode establishes right wing nationalists as the cartoonish villains of the story. Is it worth sticking with this libslop?
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I'd sit and just listen to him telling me wrestling stories all day tbh
This is legitimately sad.
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I'll defend Coventry a lot... But why has he dropped so far back playing everyone onside to then not make a challenge either? #cafc
Scoring an equalising brilliant goal away from home and turning away from your own fans? What's upset Maghoma? #ncfc
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