Not actually Ted, but most call me Ted. Scored 8 on The Blacklist #Querying a thriller novel Goalkeeper's Union member

Deepest Kent (Tunbridge Wells)
Joined April 2020
Ted retweeted
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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I’m enjoying the crying right wingers are doing over Oxford Street. As if people driving and parking outside Selfridges are the main clientele. That street is a dump and should be made better
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Lock them up. Google didn’t just do this. There are Google employees who made the call and carried this out. PUT THEM IN PRISON.
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Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, “We’re all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.”
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Ted retweeted
He wouldn‘t have missed a Harry Kane Ballon d‘Or over a cold. Looks like Harry has actually lost it. Shame
Bayern announce that Max Eberl is unable to travel to this evening's Ballon d'Or ceremony in London due to a cold
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What have I done
Nicki Minaj has reportedly been named Trump’s next White House Press Secretary.
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Sheffield Wednesday Football Club confirms that Henrik Pedersen has left the club with immediate effect. Henrik led the first team through an exceptional period in the club's history, providing stability and leadership during a time of significant uncertainty and change. The club would like to place on record its sincere thanks to Henrik for his contribution and wishes him every success in the future. Sporting Director Simon Wilson said: “First and foremost, I want to thank Henrik for his professionalism, commitment and contribution during an exceptionally challenging period for Sheffield Wednesday. “We knew the start of this season would be difficult due to the scale of change across the club, but our expectation was always that we would develop as the season progressed, establishing a recognisable style of play and greater consistency in our performances. “Although we have accumulated points, we haven’t seen enough progress in those areas. We believe making a change now gives us the best opportunity to establish those foundations and build towards the second half of the season and beyond. “We remain ambitious about what we can achieve this campaign, and our focus remains on building a Sheffield Wednesday team with a clear identity, capable of delivering sustained improvement and long-term success.” Matt Hamshaw will take interim charge of the first team while the club undertakes the process of appointing its next Head Coach. The club will provide further updates when appropriate.
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So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?
Elon Musk has cemented his record as the largest individual political donor in modern American history. Musk poured $446 million of his own money into this year’s midterm elections, mostly aimed at preserving the Republican Party’s control of Congress. wapo.st/4igb5Kq
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Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect. The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.
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Ted retweeted
Taking the opportunity with James Bond in the news/all over my feed. I wrote an essay on Casino Royale for my website. If anyone fancies a read. jonathantedman.co.uk/?p=1952 Taking suggestions on future films to cover too.
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Controversy! Charlton thought they were level but the offside flag goes up 😳
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Charlie Kelman makes no mistake to give Charlton the lead! 🔥
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TEAM NEWS! 🚨 Today's Addicks as drawn by our Schools Partnership Scheme students ✏️ #cafc
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it's worse than that. google cut down the forest WITHOUT A PERMIT because they know they're too big for small countries like ours to fight. they got off with a "oops haha sorry lol"
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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Maya being a cow towards James. He did the murder in plain sight while she sat there doing pathetic fake yawns. Bash and Michael are two of the strongest clued faithfuls and James is between them. She has her fellow traitor next to her (and still messes up) #CelebrityTraitors
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okay but if kenny couldn’t go over to the other side without michael hearing it, what makes them think that james is going to be able to walk off his spot that is next to michael 😭 #celebritytraitors
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Ted retweeted
Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series “Picket Fences” and appeared in movies ranging from “MASH” to “Alien,” “Top Gun,” “A River Runs Through It” and “Ted,” has died of natural causes at 93. variety.com/2026/film/news/t…
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My head would be on mars if I was a Bromley fan, sacking a club legend to replace him with this bloke 🤣
Bromley are reportedly interested in holding talks with former Wycombe Wanderers boss Mike Dodds over their managerial vacancy 📝 Via | @reluctantnicko Dodds is currently the assistant head coach at Championship side Blackburn Rovers 🌹 #WeAreBromley | #Rovers
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