Under the tutelage of Randy Tutelage.

Providence, RI
Joined September 2010
56 million square feet of forest. There needs to be public beheadings.
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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I do think we need to give Elizabeth Holmes at least a little bit of credit for scamming Henry Kissinger
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If the vacationing teens selected Scent of a Woman rather than the unmarked tape in The Ring they would have had a much better time
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I legitimately do believe that Nathan Fielder is one of the greatest artists of our time
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not joking i think the sold out theater i was in is the most alive crowd ive been in in recent memory. there was obvsly the laughter, but the gasps, people squirming in their seats & actively grabbing at themselves in sheer disbelief. i can’t believe it. for a 3 hour doc lol
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you should be allowed to see a new movie early if you’re really excited about it
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I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Kelly Clarkson having her Veruca Salt tantrum about a $15,000 steam punk bird in the middle of a cost of living crisis is peak guillotine if you ask me
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If the working class had as much solidarity as rapists, we’d have complete control of the means of production by now.
Mike Tyson: "There's no way I would be here if it wasn't for a president like Donald Trump"
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Interesting note on Providence mayor: David Morales got more votes in the Democratic primary than any Democrat this century, including Cicilline in 2002 and 2006, Taveras in 2010, Elorza in 2014 and 2018, and Smiley in 2022 and 2026.
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Iñarritu might have lost the studio 150 million, garnered the rejection of the critics and lost most of his pull in the industry, but today he gained something more important: my approval.
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Boomers gotta go immediately
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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holy shit - perusing through paul reuben's estate auction and discovered a never made imagineering pitch for a pee wee/ernest p worrell collab
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Periodic reminder that the death penalty: -Is not statistically a deterrent to murder. -Costs the system far more than life imprisonment. -Is unevenly applied and highly dependent on the competence of your lawyer. -And also leads to nightmarishly draconian scenes like the below.
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This passage is dangerously close to "era defining" lol
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“i love ai but not when it affects me” 😭😭
Kelly Clarkson to Las Culturistas on AI music: “It’s controversial, I don’t care - I love AI. There’s very amazing things with AI that I’m obsessed with it…BUT, when you see AI artists competing on a chart with humans, I have an issue. I think there should be a separate chart. I think it’s welcome to the table, it’s really cool and creative what we’re going to create musically with AI…but I don’t think they should be competing with humans…but there can be an appetite for both.”
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You don’t understand. Poop: The Movie needs to exist, and we must make it with the union annihilator.
Pete Davidson says “the purpose of using AI” on Doug Liman’s upcoming “Bitcoin” movie was to avoid traveling to numerous locations and make it for “a smaller amount of money”: “We were trying to shoot a $250 million movie.” youtu.be/zsxE2oQgXcg
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(Texting my 100,000 man heist crew) Another job well done, $3.75 has been wired to each of your accounts.
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