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5 minutes outside and already got wolf-whistled twice
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bi panic is not knowing how anyone could fuck any of them
simone de bolivar@_bitchsword12h
the ethan klein thing is a great example of some shit i never wanted to know about, involving people i will never care about, a situation i do not wish to see on my timeline at all, and yet i'm cackling and retweeting everything that comes up
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Variety
@VarietyOct 23
Shane Gillis and Danny McBride play feuding weathermen in a new four-minute Kalshi ad. “In the past year I’ve made some questionable trades on contracts for local weather, Costco hot dog prices and cricket,” McBride said in a statement. “Working with Kalshi to make this very unique ad was a great way to both make amends on some of my questionable predictions, but also get to work with Shane, and reunite with my good pal, Deep Roy.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/sha…
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i want to say this isn’t even really a read but i don’t know how to convey “i’ve never seen a single thing involving him that isn’t an ad” without some implicit shade lol
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carl sagan is like pynchon in the sense that you read his work and are absolutely floored that intellectuals of that time knew the score — that the political critiques that seem so revelatory now were also obvious then, but got buried beneath layers of bullshit, as they always do
Secular Talk ([email protected])
@KyleKulinski12h
Holy fucking shit
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Sofia Coppium@indianloonie13h
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eli@humeralhead14h
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Lincoln Michel@TheLincoln13h
It’s all happening on Threads, the nothing app.
🎃 herbert von carrion 👻@ragandboneshop13h
sometimes i accidentally wander over to threads
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simone de bolivar@_bitchsword3 Mar 2024
tired: future islands letterman performance inspired: deerhunter performance that prompted letterman’s bandleader to announce he had an acid flashback
Stereogum
@stereogum3 Mar 2024
10 years ago today 👊 → stereogum.com/2246629/future…
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplass15h
u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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the ethan klein thing is a great example of some shit i never wanted to know about, involving people i will never care about, a situation i do not wish to see on my timeline at all, and yet i'm cackling and retweeting everything that comes up
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a lesser scandoval in every possible way, and yet the parallels are enough for me
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vince@fathermencken20h
120 days of sodom is written like this
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computer@computer1010101Oct 23
[tearing up while my son recites his wedding vows] God I wish I was on my phone. This is incredibly boring
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Dom@dommydescovyOct 24
Me after spreading my hole open at the orgy
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matthew ellis@matthiasellisOct 24
Illiterate Gramsci
Rand
@rand_longevityOct 24
we are starting to enter a weird time we are caught in between the old and new world
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yoshimi battles dracula@nise_yoshimiOct 23
i'm a male author and i have this idea for a novel. what if my protagonist was just awful to people, especially to women. what if he was just shit. what if you hated him. what if you hated me. what if he liked all the same music i did
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alex@dishwater_blondOct 23
I know Madame Bovary was mad af when Anna Karenina came out.. like a Madonna / Gaga dynamic
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james tom@jestomOct 23
watched The Devils (1971) with my capital L lesbian friend, she was like “idk why they’re all crazy for him, he’s not that hot.” I was like no…. that’s just what attraction to men is like. losing your mind over a guy who’s just ok
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i’ve been that horny before so i can’t even blame her
eva@lovestreams_Oct 23
what’s her problem
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AKA The Shetland Pony@MISTERJ6480Oct 23
Me on my way to ask for a Sugared Cinnamon Rim on my Pumpkin Spice Latte
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