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Can we show @realDonaldTrump that we haven't forgotten about this?
Can we retweet this 10,000 times?
Comment when done ✅
It’s not a constitutional debate. It’s a common sense debate based on our economy. #BBCLauraK
There’s a difference between rejoining the EU and creating better trade and alliances with our nearest neighbours. Freedom of movement for some, not all. Our economy needs it! #bbclaurak
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Elon Musk claims that Ukraine allegedly violated Starlink's terms of use and used the system on combat drones.
As someone who was inside the process at the Ministry of Defense, I can say with certainty that this is not true.
In February of this year, whitelists were introduced. Stationary terminals could be registered by both military personnel and civilians.
But for any satellite terminal to work while on the move, it had to be added to a special list and connected to the military Starshield system. Otherwise, no satellite communication terminals in Ukraine would work.
In other words, using civilian Starlink for drone missions was technically impossible. All drone missions that required satellite communication could only be carried out using Starshield.
We are very grateful to the United States and SpaceX for access to critically important satellite communications. Ukraine did not violate the terms of use.
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Republicans control the House.
Republicans control the Senate.
Republicans control the White House.
Republicans control the Supreme Court.
Republicans control the DOJ.
This is what they did with two years in control:
trump gets:
- Gold all over the Oval Office
- BILLIONS in crypto for himself
- $400 million dollar Qatari bribe jet
- Millions in media and tech settlements
- Gold bars and diamond rings for tariff relief
- BILLIONS in Pentagon contracts for his sons
- $100,000 per month per person for insider info
- $600 million dollar ballroom at taxpayer expense
YOU GET:
- A war in Iran
- Higher gas prices
- Higher utility prices
- Higher grocery prices
- Higher housing prices
- Higher healthcare costs
- 21 dead American soldiers
- loss of trust from allies around the globe
- ICE thugs abusing our friends and neighbors
Now they want TWO MORE YEARS in office,
While they actively try to STEAL your vote.
WE ARE NOT POWERLESS.
Your vote can change this.
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Sign now to ramp up the pressure: weownit.org.uk/StopTheBailou…
God they’re pathetic. Overgrown schoolboys. When they’re not being racists and misogynists. #AYearInReform
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Why is @X throttling the No Kings posts today??? 🤔
Testing this post’s reach without the hashtag.
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Do NOT sit out this election.
We MUST deliver an overwhelming, undeniable mandate.
The American people WILL stop Donald Trump.
All the Reform councillors coming out with anti-ITV talking points, they know what’s coming out on Sunday is going to make it worse.
If they had a massive purge of councillors and members I might just believe they’re serious that they’ve changed. But they just get worse.
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Inside Reform: Councillors and candidates' extreme and racist views on camera
itv.com/news/2026-10-14/insi…
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ITV ABOUT TO DROP AN UNDERCOVER EXPOSÉ ON REFORM UK?
New information emerged today, regarding a looming undercover exposé by ITV and Hard Cash Productions.
ITV hasn’t publicised this as of yet, however, details were brought to light by Reform Party leadership, including Richard Tice.
Here’s what we know so far: An undercover reporter working for ITV and Hard Cash Productions successfully embedded themselves as an employee inside Reform UK headquarters between late 2025 and early 2026.
The reporter secretly recorded multiple conversations with fellow employees. The individual was reportedly discovered after a short period and removed. Reform UK’s lawyers issued legal warnings to the individual in March 2026 regarding confidentiality obligations, which they claim ITV is now prepared to breach.
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I stand with @ZelenskyyUa… Absolute fcuking legend 👍
Share if you agree.
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Trump's D.C. Chainsaw Massacre: Over 500 Historic Trees Gutted to Build a Millionaire's Golf Course
Donald Trump has begun actively destroying hundreds of trees in Washington, D.C., and the lack of mainstream coverage is absolutely criminal.
Please scream this from the rooftops and spread the word immediately! These aren't dead, dying, or invasive trees — these are perfectly healthy, decades-old oak and maple trees that are being brutally clear-cut. This disturbing footage from Rick Maese at The Washington Post exposes the truth: the Trump administration is massacring upwards of 500 healthy, historic trees at the East Potomac Golf Course.
But honestly, why are we surprised? This is just the latest chapter in Trump's complete and utter disregard for our nation's historic capital. It follows the exact same playbook as his shocking demolition of the White House East Wing, and the disastrous, botched "renovations" of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool that left an iconic American landmark falling apart and peeling. To make matters even more sickening, they've even been dumping toxic debris from the demolished East Wing right onto this very public parkland!
The National Park Service is trying to gaslight the public by claiming this ecological disaster is just routine maintenance, but we know the truth: they are gutting public land to build a glitzy, exclusive championship golf course. Residents across the city are rightfully furious and disgusted. Witnessing 500+ majestic trees being ripped out of the ground is an absolute horror show for the people living in this city.
Do not let them slide on this. Share this everywhere, expose this environmental atrocity, and follow for updates.
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Trump says Zelensky should be replaced. Please repost if you believe that Trump must be replaced as soon as possible. – at Brighton, England
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Watching America descend into madness has been shocking, there have been awful Presidents in the past but never one so obviously corrupt, vile, and essentially conspiratorial against his own country.
His contempt for the constitution & obvious disregard of the law is blatant.
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Dear not all menners. Note the following groups:
Abusers
Enablers (they show up in the comments)
Men who say nothing
Men who are self assured enough to know what’s directed at them.
If you’re in the first 3, strive for the last.
If you’re in the last group, thank you 😊