Itβs not every day you get mentioned on one of your favourite TV shows! #TheLastLeg π
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General Election Nowcast - 25/10/26:
LAB: 327 (-84) | 28.3% (Maj. of 4)
CON: 125 (+4) | 21.1%
LDM: 66 (-6) | 9.3%
RFM: 52 (+47) | 21.9%
SNP: 38 (+29) | 2.7%
PLC: 8 (+4) | 1.0%
GRN: 7 (+3) | 8.9%
RES: 1 (+1) | 3.7%
Oth: 7 (+2) | 2.9%
electionmaps.uk/nowcast
Letβs do it. The sooner the better. If you take a wrong turn, course-correct and put things right at the first opportunity π
Brexit has been catastrophic. It's time to rejoin the EU.
standard.co.uk/news/politicsβ¦
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NEW: Polling for @Ipsos_in_the_UK shared with @LBC shows another big Burnham bounce for Labour
Lab - 32% (+5)
Tories - 24% (+3)
Reform UK 20% (-3)
Lib Dems 9% (+1)
Green 8% (-5)
Largest lead this parliament, first time Tories back in second this parliament...
lbc.co.uk/article/labour-burβ¦
Anyone suggesting you and I donβt subsidise every aspect of this parasitic familyβs lifestyle is quite simply deluded.
The Duchy of Cornwall collected Β£503,711 rent from the King for Highgrove House.
Prince William is the Duke of Cornwall. Father pays rent to son. No money left the family but nice PR.
When King Charles was the Duke of Cornwall, he paid rent to himself.
leftfootforward.org/2026/10/β¦
Iβm sure itβs all just a misunderstanding, I canβt imagine for a minute that @TRobinsonNewEra would threaten and intimidate peopleβ¦ π #LockTheFuckerUp
I seem to have missed the news reports of @andyburnham - and @Keir_Starmer for that matter - spaffing Β£hundreds of Β£thousands on interior designers and gaudy decor in No.10 Downing Streetβ¦ or was it only Tory PMs that did thatβ¦ π€
I feel sorry for Meghan, a successful actor who married into the most dysfunctional family in the world, a family of abusers, adulterers and exploiters with a history of sex crimes, affairs and worse going back centuries. All because she fell in love with a ginger squaddie.
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Stop using names like Storm Austen or Storm Boelo. Let's call them Storm Exxon and Storm Shell, just to remind us who's to blame.
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Meghan is owed a huge apology, from a lot of ppl. Countless ppl & organisations; who hate her but have been happy to make a living off her back, should feel shame today. Those with backbones will say sorry, those without, will of find a way to make the allegations her fault.
π¨BREAKING: @GBNEWS to host its own version of Celebrity Gogglebox where @Nigel_Farage and @KemiBadenoch watch footage of Farage Riots and race-hate crimes whilst cackling loudly in one of Nigel's luxury homes. A sauce tells me all money raised will go to Nigel Farage.
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π¨ New figures show that knife crime is down by 11% and overall homicides are down by 7%, since July 2024.
Fatal knife attacks are also at their lowest level in 35 years.
Just been to a client's house... there was a frogman in his aquarium! A FROGMAN!! IN AN AQUARIUM!!!
Not something you see every day ππ€Ώπ
Every single Β£ of tax the Duchy of Cornwall avoids is a Β£ that has to be raised from us, ordinary taxpayers.
Every Β£ the Royal Family spends is a Β£ that has been subsidised by us.
It's time to end the gravy train.
The Duchy of Cornwall owned the by Prince of Wales is a giant business organization
It is exempt from corporation and capital gains tax, uses infrastructure funded by others to make profit.
Inevitably, leads to unfair competition and free-rider problem.
leftfootforward.org/2026/10/β¦
I hope it keeps her warm... The money it cost the taxpayer, estimated at Β£4,000-5,000, could have kept dozens of vulnerable people warm for the entire winter.
The queen of diplomatic dressing! Kate dons green Alexander McQueen coat to welcome Sultan of Oman in a nod to the country's flag - and also honours Diana with a 160-year-old brooch trib.al/YI0NtRb
π¨BREAKING: A sauce has secretly revealed that TV sex pest Gregg Wallace plans to launch a customised cookware range. More on this story as it makes ends meet.
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Reform are making a huge song and dance about ITV breaking electoral law today. Perhaps it might have something to do with this coming out today, confirming that Reform have β¦ wait for it β¦ broken electoral law.
This is absolutely unprofessional-disrespectful-unprofessional-disrespectful-unprofessional-disrespectful-unprofessional-disrespectful-pathetic-unprofessional-disrespectful-ridiculous-unprofessional-disrespectful-unprofessional and... childless??? π€·ββοΈ
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491 days alone on the frontline. He amputated his own leg with a knife to survive. And when all hope seemed lost, a drone came to bring him home.
This is the extraordinary story of Ukrainian soldier Kostiantyn Vlasenko.
Imagine a concrete drainage pipe in almost-occupied territory. Two soldiers inside. Then there is only one left. Without legs. With no hope that anyone will come for him. And so it goes, month after month.
Kostiantyn Vlasenko, from Kryvyi Rih, volunteered to fight. He had to beg for a long time just to be called up.
He was assigned to a position known as βVertunβ β a concrete drainage pipe converted into a shelter.
He and his comrade held it for months. Until one day, his comrade was killed β on his 50th birthday, February 16.
Kostiantyn was left alone.
The enemy knew he was there. They dropped a speaker playing a recording telling him to surrender. His own side would never save him, they said. A white drone would come for him and take him home.
Kostiantyn answered over the radio: βrussian warship, go fuck yourself.β And stayed at his position.
Then came the explosive drops from enemy drones. His left leg was badly injured, and he twisted his right.
His legs began to die. The flesh on his left foot rotted away on its own. He amputated his right foot himself β with a knife, resting it on a brick.
βTears were running down my face. It had to be cut off. So I cut it off,β he recalled.
Later, he joked to his commander: βCongratulate me β I no longer have flat feet or size 44 shoes.β
When the weather warmed up, he crawled to where his legs had been left behind. There, he saw orange-and-black butterflies swarming around them.
βI thought: God, butterflies have come out of my legs, too.β
It sounds like something out of a Stephen King novel. And that is no metaphor. His wife had sent him King's The Outsider in a care package. The book helped keep him going, along with thoughts of his daughter, Khrystyna.
Then came the rescue.
A drone flew in to bring Kostiantyn home alive.
The pilot dropped instructions. The drone landed and shut down its engines. Kostiantyn clipped himself on with a carabiner, gave the camera an OK sign and a heart, and took off.
As they flew over a river, he feared only one thing: that they would be shot down and he would fall into the water. He couldn't swim.
Other drones provided cover. The enemy shot one of them down.
But Kostiantyn made it.
491 days at his position.
Both legs lost.
A drone sent to bring him home alive.
And a man who still doesn't consider himself a hero. He says: βI don't like being first. I'd rather be second.β
He is alive. He is back on solid ground.
His heroism and his story will live on forever.
An absolutely incredible rescue story!
For the first time in history, a wounded Ukrainian soldier has been evacuated from the frontline by an aerial drone.
Enemy drones overhead. Mined terrain. No safe way out.
Warriors of Ukraineβs 92nd Assault Brigade modified a heavy hexacopter to rescue their comrade.
When a ground evacuation was impossible, Ukrainian ingenuity made the impossible possible.
Glory to Ukraineβs Defenders!



















