London, England
Joined July 2012
Bilal Zafar retweeted
Are you one of these people that says things like; "My head was on Mars"
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Are you one of these people that says things like; "My head was on Mars"
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"As Man Red lost another soccer contest, Manager Michael Carrick certainly didn't Baleba the point" @haveigotnews
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Pro Evolution Soccer 5 was released on this day in 2005 🗓️ By Konami Computer Entertainment Tokyo. Available on PC, PS2, PSP and Xbox. Released elsewhere as World Soccer Winning Eleven 9. Considered by many to be the best football game of all time. What are your opinions and memories of PES 5? ⚽🎮
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Bilal Zafar retweeted
I have done a book and it's good. Every joke and illustration done by hand by me, which in this world of AI slop, well it's what I fancied doing as a response to it all. Hope you like it. spelk.press/gb/products/81-j…
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I was planning on going to see Street Fighter at the IMAX for my birthday but had a gig pop up. I watched it today for £5. If I had seen that at IMAX, it would've been the biggest mistake of my life.
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Whether in the battle of football in both modern and classic because we are seeing Rio Ferdinand take SaeedTV. It's unprecedented in the world of mogging. Apparently Mr Beast on his was to Manchester to speak to both parties.
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Bilal Zafar retweeted
Happy birthday to my enemy @Zafarcakes
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Bilal Zafar retweeted
My birthday is on the 16th of October🎈
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My birthday is on the 16th of October🎈
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Bilal Zafar retweeted
GOIMG DOMINO FOR GET A PIzZA. SEEN MY DOG. IVE SEEN MY 2 DOGS THATS MORE THEN ONE. ##Dontmindifidoisupposethankyouverymuch
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Bilal Zafar retweeted
Replying to @Zafarcakes
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@fizzer18 shut up Philip u are boring the life out of me on this
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This touch and finish from Jurriën Timber 😮‍💨 Arsenal lead against Lille! 📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max: streamonm.ax/4AuN62x
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JUST IN - “Breaking Bad” star RJ Mitte dies at 34
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Bilal Zafar retweeted
Fuck everyone get out of @Selfridges now gun shots!! I’m inside
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This guy is at Anfield with a megaphone. Elliot Anderson looks absolutely rattled.
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Please. Don't do this.
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Not only is the name shit but its AI generated logo. Double fail
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Bilal Zafar retweeted
New single is out now, which means you must go to Spotify or Apple Music or Bandcamp or anywhere to listen to the greatest song ever made that came out today I’ve been told the B side is actually better but that’s your choice
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Just scran
Replying to @Zafarcakes
can you explain why there would be drama in a sandwich shop
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