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he/him ~ 18+ ~ The Gnar Mid guy ~ C2 Rocket League ~ Gang Beasts Speedrunner/mod ~ P+ Random ~ mnk osu! casual ~ Spicy memes ~ Discord @ zimg

Joined September 2018
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Getting some reviews for my coaching. Feeling good about where ive gotten to. metafy.gg/@zing
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The elite gooner doesn't need porn much like a chess grandmaster doesn't need a board. He merely sits, confidently proclaims "ejaculation in 28 tugs", and executes
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โ€œhey are u okโ€ โ€œi have a bonerโ€ โ€œkill yourselfโ€
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que democracia รฉ essa que o vencedor tem menos votos kkkkkkkkkkkkkk muquifo de paรญs
morrerei achando que toda desgraรงa que vivemos no mundo atualmente se origina dessa eleiรงรฃo
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Yeah
do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Happy 33rd birthday to the talented Zeno Robinson. The voice of Hunter in โ€˜The Owl House,โ€™ Hawks in โ€˜My Hero Academia,โ€™ Goh in โ€˜Pokรฉmon Journeys,โ€™ Remy in โ€˜Big City Greens,โ€™ and more.
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Funniest tiktok i watched in a min bro
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This crownie video brings tears to my eyes ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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I have terrible news
Official: Faker has arrived in NA soloq and is currently playing vs L9 Femboy
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i am an empath so it really hurts me when you guys are fucking stupid
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fuckkkkkkkk i got tomorrow tomorrow
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Thing about shounen is it's some of the only popular media for young men that portrays male friendships with a level of candidness and sincerity that men are told they should never feel, let alone show (by other men, mostly) so we see it in our media and joke that it's homoerotic
this is gayer than if they kissed ngl
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If this was a coin-flip scenario: if you get heads on your first flip, the chance you will get three more heads, before your opponent gets four tails is: 65.6%
How important is game 1 of the world series - Teams that won game 1 have gone on to win 63.3% of all world series - Game 1 loser has gone on to win just 36.7% of the time - Teams not participating at all in game 1 have gone on to win the W.S. 0.0% of the time
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clean 0 to death!
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Proposed melee changes: "Can Puff Count": If a Jigglypuff player attempts to jump more than 6 times in the air they receive a dunce cap. "Naughty Boxx": If a boxx player presses left and right at the same time their character stops and does a finger wagging animation.
Proposed melee changes: "The Falco Mulligan": Falco gets one extra stock. He's not gonna do anything good with it. "Luigi coinflip": Misfire is now 100% chance but theres a 50/50 chance it reverses. Luigi also gets a big floppy but with no hurtbox, just for fun this time
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if i Had a girlfriend i would slowly reach my hand toward her nose and let her sniff me to gain her trust
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When ur Liberal and conservative friends are debating if life starts at conception but u ain't got the heart to tell them it starts at masters
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pass the ball if you dont wanna play brother
This girl ask for a dick pic everyday like damn baby this the same dick from yesterday
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