‘And then I shall be at the Test match…’
DO SOME WORK like you were elected to do ffs.
"I'm actually going to church".
Jacob Rees-Mogg dodges questions from journalists after he was criticised in the Privileges Committee's report for putting "improper pressure" on the Commons' investigation into whether Boris Johnson lied over #partygate.
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Please, no. I can’t go through this again. I just can’t.
🚨🚨| Frenkie De Jong's departure is on the table as Barcelona urgently need to sell a player, reports super reliable @Benayadachraf.
‘I was at a charity dinner…’
Do you job first ffs. Then you can go to the perks from it.
This is lower than grad level stuff.
"I wasn't there to vote because I was at a charity dinner as you know," Rishi Sunak says
The PM explains his absence from the Partygate vote, and stresses he believes "standards matter" - citing his decision to quit as Boris Johnson's chancellor
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BREAKING:
#mufc are considering rivalling Arsenal’s move for Declan Rice by proposing a player-plus-cash deal that could involve Harry Maguire or Scott McTominay. [@JBurtTelegraph]
One says Daffodils on the label and the other says Spring Onions…
One is clearly a bunch of daffs and the other clearly some onions ffs.
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