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This will be the most illegally streamed football match ever, apparently. What a day this is gonna be for the hot singles in YOUR area.
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Alexa show me two pissheads in a Wetherspoons discussing a subject they have little knowledge about & have no facts to back up their allegations
Man United won a controversial penalty last night against Aston Villa. Keys and Gray break down the stats, 33 penalties since the start of last season!
#beINPL
More - onbe.in/3aqpOBb
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Numbers don't lie? Ok. Ronaldo was a £12m teenager when United bought him. Pepe was a £72m 24 year old when Arsenal did. By the time Ronaldo was 24 he'd won the PL three times, the CL, the FA Cup and the Ballon D'or at United. Arsenal are currently 7th.
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SIR — yes, as a cyclist, I'd be delighted to pay an annual charge. I would suggest £10 a year for the damage my 80kg does to the road. Basing tax on the fourth power of rear axle weight, you would then pay £1,700,000 a year for your Ford Focus. Happy to go for it?
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Current status: watching 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 on repeat…
😍 Enjoy @MarcusRashford’s ridiculous free-kick against Chelsea from every angle 📐
#MUFC
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"They should award title to Liverpool, they're obviously going to win the league as they only need 2 wins."
Stop right there, pal. Anything can happen in football:
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Someone should build a statue atop the Beetham Tower of Bruno with his arms spread wide overlooking and guarding Manchester like Christ the redeemer in Rio.
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Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.































