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and the craziest part they didn’t need to be elite to do it. The other top teams in England just not good enough & it’s exactly why Arsenal will struggle in the UCL this year because they don’t even know their real level anymore. League quality doesn’t allow for a real test.

I strongly believe that if we bid £100m for Saliba, Arsenal won't reject it. And if we offer him £300k a week, he won't reject that either. He's not at that level anymore, and Konsa has taken his starting spot at Arsenal.

Imagine waiting 22 YEARS for a Premier League title, only for nobody to even recognise it 😅 Mikel Arteta could will end up with TWO league titles back to back to his name, and NOT a single soul outside of deluded pathetic Arsenal fans will recognise either of them. 22 years of suffering just to celebrate NULL achievements.

She unblocked me at 12 am just to send this 😭

Mid mjengo SASA we go to those bougie restaurants in Karen kufunga full circle.

Dear Medical Interns, KMPDU, MoH & KMPDC made sure your earn ~140,00 net for 12 months but you have an issue with getting a 10k license because it is expiring in a few months?! Come on guys!!

Ukitoanga ugali kwa menu - which btw has extremely zero nutritional value you plate makes soo much sense

Ukishajua hivyo, it's how you avoid unnecessary arguments with people.

Dear KMPDC If I apply for a license in August 2026, it should expire in August 2027, not December 2026. It makes ZERO sense to require us to renew our licenses less than 6 months after acquiring them. Especially in such a tough job market. Fix this issue.

Wait, does this mean the lady has posted you?😂😂😂 So, why use watford? Is watford a bad team??😂😂

Man hamhurumiangi wazazi wenu fr fr Hio pesa ya one year inaeza boost retirement fund yao poa ama isomeshe siblings wengine ama wachape biz nayo. Anyway, karma is a bitch, mtaget watoi pia😄

...wasn’t about the money, but the principle. She wanted to teach ‘the bastard’ a lesson. So we sued. And we got a judgment in default because ‘the bastard’ neither came to court nor filed a defence to the claim against him. My client knew too much about ‘the bastard’ including his bank details and the money in his account so we did a garnishee application and recovered her money easily. The shock of my life came when my client instructed me to file a divorce petition against “the bastard”.

Ndoa ya Mike na Cecile huwa probably the longest Kenyan Twitter relationship. Could be me and that peng, busty, yellow babe but I was misled by morons! 😭😡😅

I have never understood the beef between goat 🐐 wives and maids. My wife ni wale watu wapole kabisa. Mtiifu na very calm. Anyway, over the last one year amefukuza more than 6 maids. Imefika to a point that nachukua leave from work to babysit. Hatujakua na maid for the past one month until the day before yesterday. Ju amekua akitafuta msichana wa kazi, akaambiwa kuhusu haka kamsichana ka Kitui but she was working in a hotel hapo Embu. Msichana akaacha kazi huko ju hakua analipwa poa akakam juzi kufanya house helping huku. So Leo lunch time wife ametoka job akakuja kunyonyesha mtoto. Akapata meko haijasafishwa. Siko job so nimeshinda hapo ka nimelala. Akakuja akaniuliza msichana alimaliza kufua nguo lini. Nikasense trouble so nikamdanganya nilikua nimelala. Akateta kidogo hapo akisema halipi mtu mzembe until nikaintervene nikasema aachane na msichana. Wueh! Nakwambia nimepigwa lecture ingine hatari sana. Ananiambia hajui ni kwa nini namtetea na kwanza anaezamfuta anytime she pleases. Nikamuuliza kama kupanguza meko ni kitu ya kutetesha mtu na yeye mwenyewe hapanguzagi. Ameniuliza, “kwa ivo unataka kusema nakuanga mchafu?” Imebidi nimenyamaza nipigwe msomo kama nimetulia. Mind you, huyo maid aliamka asubuhi akatengeneza chai, akaosha vyombo, akaenda akafua nguo, akarudi akapikia mtoto, akaenda soko akabuy lunch na akarudi akaipika. Kitu hakufanya ni kupanguza meko!