All toilette seats should be installed at the same height as the handicap ones, alright continue with your prokrastination
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If your a gc, contractor, engineer update your fkn website, i'm tired of this 90s crap #whohasascreenlikethat
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Joey retweeted
In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to find is a username that isn’t taken.
My friend starts a tab with no money then tells me we cant leave till midnight which is when she gets payed
Just heard this guy tell a girl thy he likes music... Sick bruh i'm sure your the only one... Tell me more about this "music" #notgivingthed
Y are there always kid sections in waiting rooms but no grown up section? Put a bar, bowling alley, pool table and darts already #impatient
There should be a "i'm black and born in the 80s" option for junkmail filters for all this fathers day crap
Coworker: thats the problem wit haitien women -me: what? -him: i don't know i got enough problems already
