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In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to find is a username that isn’t taken.
Joey retweeted
Black kids have 6 packs and muscle definition 'cause black parents got them carrying heavy ass grocery bags from the time they can walk.
Joey retweeted
If by "18" you mean "beautiful", then yea, I get that a lot. “@DeeEhKay: @mmmayers usually people think you are 18”
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Okay now, who's playing Jumanji right now? Only way to explain this weather... – at Montréal, Québec
Joey retweeted
Would y'all please stop lying to women cuz when I tell them the truth I look like the asshole
Joey retweeted
Don't know why women run in high-heels then complain that their feet hurt.
#AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
Joey retweeted
They hire blind folk to do these courtroom sketches? I see no resemblance to the real life person.
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Best gym class ever. Definitely a 90's thing. fb.me/26MPqt467
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Abercrombie is so dark & loud I don't know if they're selling clothing or the girls from Taken.
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I hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.















