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@_Momlog_

Stay at home mom to a 1-year-old anarchist. Freelance writer. Aspiring momedian.

 Chicago, IL
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Joined September 2017
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Me: Chicago's too cold. What if we move somewhere warm? Husband: Then you'd complain that it's too hot in summer.
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No, YOU just pulled a roll of dog poop bags from your bra after hiding them there from your kid for three hours.
Pretty sure my kid placed an over/under on how many home-cooked meals she can reject before I end up on an episode of Snapped.
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Welcome to parenthood. If you think you are wearing clean clothes, you're wrong.
BREAKING: WSJ reports that Trump's Lawyer Michael Cohen paid Porn Star Stormy Daniels $130K to keep quiet about a sexual encounter she had with Donald Trump.
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Sometimes you watching The Princess Diaries you just have to admit that you would have dissed Mia and Lily to fit in. #speakingmytruth
Really hoping a parent question at my kid's first swim lesson is "who frantically shaved their legs for the first time this morning?" That way, I'll know which mom's are my people.
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The problem with eating six 100-calorie snacks is math.
I just found out adults are dying from eating Tide pods and suddenly I feel like my life is far more in order than I thought...
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No I'm not going out on New Year's Eve, I'm not a Kardashian.
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Husband: We should clean out our toddler's playroom. Me: So you're telling me to clean out the playroom. H: No, I said WE Narrator: He never had any intention of actually doing it himself.
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I don’t always regret having children but when I do it’s usually because I took them all to a store with me.
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I miss the 2000’s, we had Harry Potter books and movies coming out at the same time. That was living.
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I can’t teach your kids good manners, but based on my own kids I could probably teach yours how to walk out of a room while you’re still talking to them.
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To be any more self-conscious, I would have to be my own conjoined twin.
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I used to have an active social life. Now I wear through a pair of slippers in a year.
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My kid is ignoring me so I'm showering her baby doll with attention in hopes of inspiring jealousy. This is perfectly healthy, right?
The amount of dog fur stuck to your baby's face with snot is inversely proportional to how high up you are on the list of great moms. Bad news for me.
On a scale of 1 to ‘Gynecologist Office Check-In on Facebook’, how much do you like attention?
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