For the eradication of seemingly uncureable sadness.

Caelid
Joined July 2012
What GameStop has taught us.
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Japanese people after going to order the new iphone only to find out its the 18
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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le spiderman avec le gilet jaune et la chapka soviétique il est pr moi
C’est la meilleure photo que j’ai pu prendre aujourd’hui
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The type of Call of Duty Calling Card you get for getting 100 headshots
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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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Economic crash so bad it opened a portal to the abyss
BREAKING: Indian stock market loses ₹9 lakh cr. so far Today
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this is definitely post goon clarity😭
Porn is so demonic bro who created that shit
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Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy
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All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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you kinda getting off light
before i send this money, do nails actually cost $60????
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had sex last night for the first time and i had to lock the fuck in because this mentally flash banged into my head as i was inside her so i had to contain my laughter
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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I’ll never get over this being the literal only video we have of the Burmese coup lol
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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im being silenced
all the posts on r/vent are about being abused and molested while mine is titled “FAT ASS DAD ATE MY FOOD”
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Closing tiktok and opening Twitter
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I think your pussy's upside down
Let's fvck missionary so I can feel your balls rubbing my clit while you pump
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"Translated from French"
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this shit got me in genuine tears
sometimes watching spongebob will have you in tears. this nigga patrick just headbutted a nigga into a house
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Joji’s reaction to when Ethan say that every man wants to R*pe women is permanently burned into my mind.
Filthy Frank realized he really was the only one being ‘ironic’ about it and noped the fuck out immediately
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