@_SLYTAUREAN

HE/HIM | MECHATRONIC ENGINEER | 🐕‍🦺DAD | 🆓🇳🇬 🆓🇨🇩🆓🇸🇩

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instagram.com/slytaurean__
Joined May 2021
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I am very certain people who say "I love you, no homo" to their friends definitely say "I love you, no incest" to their parents.
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These charlatans keep supporting this govt because they think they'll benefit from the corruption. Bunch of baboons.
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Citizens: Bear with us while we fix the country APC Youth leaders: Use this ₦120M+ 2026 Prados to calm your nerves. Okay nau!
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The best financial decision I made this yr was buying the Tomb Raider definitive edition trilogy for $5. It was such a steal.
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Rookie@RookieHist0rian8h
The men who were raised well … fantasizing about hitting a woman for asking him to leave a place.
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@nobodylikestarOct 23
train your babes well please cause the funniest p just sup now 😂 me and my guy gather money buy fuel for him gen make we fit charge, we on am for morning but him babe later show this afternoon when he don comot go buy something. before my guy go come back him babe off the socket wey dey outside come say make me i comot for him room say “didn’t you just come here to charge?” on top my fuel? i for batter this babe face with the way she dey move if no be for my guy wey quick show 😂
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Went outside to touch grass.
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All of you, pretending to enjoy that SNL skit
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Kingsley Martin@KingsleyMa9378422h
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Funerals, weddings...... everything. My cousin got married last year, and people who didn’t even know her name, the colour of her skin, or anything about her were arguing with the groom’s family about the money for her mother and what they would collect.
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I will never stop talking about this exploitative culture in igbo funerals where they keep taxing the bereaved instead of lightening their load.
Lil Ms Face Economy@lazy_unhingedOct 25
My dad’s people sent list for children of the deceased to pay them items before the burial 🤣🤣🤣 and this is mine
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I hope Mike Colter knows he and I are married?
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Dr. Ndugu really went from being married to Dr. Pierce, Head of Cardio to being with a disrespectful 2nd yr resident. Lmao
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Chisom Ogamba, PhD@CP_OgambaOct 24
35k makeup, straight from camera roll Inside Outside
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@KaiUzamaOct 22
Do you guys remember the makeup I said cost me over 400k+ last year ? It’s herrrrrrrr😭 But icl, no one does dark skin makeup like Omoye
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Fairly used Virgin@_mistermykeOct 24
Americans say stupid shit too on this App so what's your point?
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@mr_idktnOct 23
I beg y'all .. to please look at the location before you react and respond ..
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Jo Wilson went through all that suffering then switched specialty from surgery to O&G, only to quit medicine to be a house wife? Does she know her husband has 30 mins before his license is suspended for being addicted to pain killers, when he is found out?
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Kaldur'ahm@therealchykeOct 23
The South African visa official to me when I ask why my visa was denied:
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As a chronic eye rubber, I don't think I can ever wear contacts. I will rub my eyes and I'll move to the back of my eyeballs😭 Same goes to nose ring, I enjoy rubbing my nose too much to have one of those.
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I can no longer flirt with oomf cos he's in a relationship.
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Yonka Mae’s Gator🐊
@cuttapotatoOct 24
ex-oomf unfollowed a lot of people (including me) when he got a boyfriend and now that they’re broken up he wanna follow everybody back so i blocked him
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konichawagwanalleykum@only_kygOct 21
On EA: there are some misconceptions going around so it's time for some education. EA closing Bioware isn't because Dragon Age or Mass Effect was too "woke" and sold poorly, ... or whatever red pill confirmation bias has started. +
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Somto@somto_IhezueOct 23
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Yup they were definitely misusing the spirit vines' energy.
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janet meziem.@meziemjanetOct 22
mind you...
janet meziem.@meziemjanetOct 21
walked through ui faculty of art & a lecturer saw me & said i should button my shirt. i was so confused. he shouted he'd call security to bundle me out. i was walking my gentle walk. the sheer audacity. 🤣
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