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Deathmatch Sicko. Bonnie Barkswell simp. Infinitely suffering Derby County fan.Hobby speedrunner #BlackLivesMatter #FreePalestine 🇵🇸#TransRightsAreHumanRights

Chesterfield, United Kingdom
Joined October 2013
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Yet another study showcasing something we all know. Yet another study that will be buried and memory holed by transphobic billionaires and politicians.
NEW: The overwhelming majority of people who transitioned as teens don't regret it as adults. That's according to a new study, the largest yet to examine satisfaction and regret in people who transitioned before they reached adulthood. washingtonpost.com/nation/20…
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Bonnie tries to get a pic with Flare #BonnieClips
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If true this is outrageous. It seems that Andy Burnham’s latest version of ending 40 years of neoliberalism is handing Thames Water over to US hedge funds. Labour have stopped even pretending to serve us or our communities anymore. Labour stand for the hedge funds.
🚨BREAKING The Financial Times has just revealed that Thames Water’s US hedge fund creditors are close to agreeing a ‘last and final’ deal to take over the company. A handover to US hedge funds. A continuation of the privatised chaos. And a huge reward for the people who have run our water into the ground. The deal would see them allowed to pollute our rivers and seas without consequence - in exchange for an upfront payoff. This deal is absolutely outrageous, in every regard. 112 MPs have already called for special administration of Thames Water. A cross-party group of MPs - who scrutinise the Environment Department - have said that the creditors’ proposal should be rejected and Thames Water should be brought into special administration. And the former Environment Secretary rejected a previous version of the creditors’ deal in June. This new version is not better in any way. @andyburnham promised to reverse Thatcher’s legacy of privatisation. He promised public control of life’s essentials. This really is the moment of truth for Andy Burnham. If he allows the water supply of 16 million people to be sold off to US hedge funds - how can we take him seriously about any of his promises? NO DEAL to the Thames Water creditors. Special administration now.
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Look at my man Steven Borden bringing da pie
look at my steven hes such a star wheres his emmy
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FIRST BUMP OF THE SHOW INCREDIBLE LMAO
For those of you who have eyes and wish to see a certain Cup of Carnage I may or may not have “access” to it hmu
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Mark Davis hitting Chaos Theory is so crazy
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Alright, well, anyway
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Genuinely upset this isn't available in the UK and the Cineworld Minus Zero merch selection is so lame in comparison
I GOT THE POPCORN BUCKET GRAAAAAAHHHH
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As if we’ve posted this oh my fucking life
Supporters are reminded that, should a large number of fans leave the stadium early, some temporary road and car park closures may be implemented to ensure the safety of pedestrians. These closures will remain in place until it is deemed safe to reopen the affected roads and car parks.
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oh my good lord.
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Scott Hall’s ECW entrance to The Fugees’ “Ready or Not” WHAT A POP!
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People are fucking tired of this shit. They're tired of the name-calling. The tantrums. The playing with soyjaks and Harry Potter and Star Wars dolls. The sexually charged fixations on streamers and Twitter accounts that hurt your feelings. The crybully shit that nobody buys because you're fundamentally violent and angry people who never even hide it. You're fucking losers. You're fundamentally unpopular losers who believed that your Twitter engagement represented a nationally popular ideology and went on a humiliating ego trip for the last two years. Shitting your pants over and over and then announcing it was a W when people pointed out the smell. The country is sick of you, and the world is sick of you. Your Twitter numbers do not mean shit. It's time to accept that it's over and go out and form real connections with real people. Or go on being the village idiots.
“Talarico’s a q****”: MAGA turns ugly as Republicans lose big in Texas. Young Republicans call midterm results "a tragedy" as James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flip Texas blue for the first time in more than 30 years.
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Hilarious watching politicians and journalists in Britain hail the victories in the US midterms and celebrating categorical and uncompromising politics, as if they haven't been losing their marbles over a mildly critical Green Party motion.
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Me and my oshis
maybe the stripper doesn’t love me but the stripper definitely enjoys having me as a customer
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Brother wrapped him up like a god damn California roll, all nice and cozy, only to then murder him with his stupid sexy frog splash.
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Easily one of the grossest bumps I've ever seen. I get that nail beds are a lot of smoke and mirrors but there's no world in which this doesn't absolutely suck to take.
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Israel killed eight people including a child in Gaza this weekend as they continue their genocide. After a weekend of arresting pensioners for protesting against this horror, Labour has today collapsed local agreements putting Israel far above serving our local communities.
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Happy Halloween 💀🪦👻🎃
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OH MY GOOD LORD
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