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Just tweetin' shit I breathe football and Manchester United is the air

Joined April 2024
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Toochi retweeted
โ€œBarco is better than Enzoโ€ โ€œBarco will have a good Chelsea career than Enzoโ€ โ€œWho needs Enzo when you have Barcoโ€ Enzo don enter round 5 for carabao cup , Barco don send you go house
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Toochi retweeted
Tenรฉs razรณn, Fabri. Esta era gratis y la ganรณ Mesโ€ฆ ah no parรก
ยฟSaben por quรฉ Cristiano Ronaldo ganรณ el Balรณn de Oro de todos los tiempos? Porque para votar habรญa que pagar un euro por cada voto. Y acรก estรก la diferencia: la gente humilde, la gente trabajadora que se levanta todos los dรญas para ganarse el pan, muchas veces no puede darse el lujo de gastar plata en estas cosas. En cambio, los ricos, los que tienen la billetera llena, pueden pagar y votarlo 400.000 veces si quieren. ยกAsรญ cualquiera gana! Messi representa al pueblo, a la gente humilde y trabajadora. Cristiano Ronaldo representa la riqueza, el poder del dinero y a los que pueden pagar para votar todas las veces que quieran. Para mรญ, el mejor de la historia no se elige con la billetera. MESSI ES PUEBLO, CRISTIANO ES RIQUEZA
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Toochi retweeted
Cristiano Ronaldo, 2008โค๏ธ The greatest individual season in football history๐Ÿ
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Toochi retweeted
Liverpool handing over Chelsea to Manchester United
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Toochi retweeted
You have 8 ballon Dโ€™ors but youโ€™re not the best Ballon Dโ€™or winner of all time
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Timberโ€™s son: Dad my favorite bible verse is Romans 3:5 Timber: what does it say? Timberโ€™s son: โ€œIs God unjust by inFLEETting wrath on us?โ€ Timber:
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Toochi retweeted
Many players have won the ballon Dโ€™or But only one player has the B.O.A.T
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I go dey post 2008 Ronaldo video everyday now. Guess why? Just to make that fraud Stans cry more๐Ÿ˜‚
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If your GOAT no get B.O.A.T Una no go follow us wake tomorrow
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Ballon D'or trophies. Cristiano Ronaldo - 5 Xavi - 0 Iniesta - 0 Henry - 0 Ibrahimovic - 0 Luis Suarez - 0 Wayne Rooney - 0 Aguero - 0 Guess who also has 0, just guess ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Toochi retweeted
The entire Fleetwood starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Viktor Gyokeres. The question is, has Gyokeres finally found his level?
The entire Grimsby Town starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Benjamin Sesko. The question is, has Sesko finally found his level?
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It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ronaldo Jnr ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ
I'm at the hospital, they are currently taking me to the labour room. It seems I'm going to be a mom, please pray for me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™
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Fleetwood 5:3
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The painful part is that Arsenal fans canโ€™t use European titles to banter Fleetwood Town๐Ÿ’”
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Dembele โ€” 7th Haaland โ€” 8th Olise โ€” 9th Fabian Ruiz โ€” 10th Messi โ€” 5th Man football was ruined because of Lionel Messi ๐Ÿ’”
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Toochi retweeted
Fleetwood allowing Arsenal to equalize so they can beat them on Pen.
Grimsby allowing Man United to equalize so they can beat them on Pen.
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Fleetwood see wetin you give me chopeth ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Toochi retweeted
PSG beat Barcelona Real Madrid beat Barcelona Lamine Yamal doesnโ€™t win the Ballon Dโ€™or
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You would not add โ€œoriginalโ€ if he is the genuine article
R9 will forever be known as the original ronaldo ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
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Ask Messi fans why heโ€™s above Olise, Haaland and Ruiz, theyโ€™ll say better World Cup performance. But Messi outperformed Yamal at the World Cup, why is Yamal above him? Theyโ€™ll say Yamal won it but Ruiz won it too and had a better tournament.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ The most delusional fanbase.
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