
Saz |🔞| he/she/they | non-binary | bisexual | poly + partnered | mom | Northern NV | formerly known as sazzt | 🎨: @GEHEST
Celestial Capital of Al'Taieu
Joined August 2008
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Sexas Trainsaw Assacre retweeted
Plane hits the ground at or close to 1000 mph and these fucking morons are asking where the wreckage is
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I may have imagined this, but there was a guy who called Art Bell one night, & I swear, he recounted the entire Android Saga of DBZ word for word as if it had happened to him personally, & Art just went "that's fascinating"
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HO! HO! HO! 🎅🎁✨ COCKTOBER 🎃 MIGHT BE OVER 👀👅 BUT NOW IT'S DICKMAS 🍆😏 TIME 🎄 JINGLE BALLS 🔔 JINGLE BALLS 🔔 CUMMIES 😫💦 ALL THE WAY
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I didn't know what Deathsmiles was before looking into this, it was a Gothic fashion inspired horizontal shmup that was designed to be easier and casual friendly, it even came with its own xbox 360 controller. it has insanely high reviews on steam and is on sale now for only 10$
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ALT online communists: WHY DRINKING SOY MILK IS A REACTIONARY ACT (thread): many citizens of the ussr were dairy farmers, so it follows that (1/?) online fascists: if you've ever held a door open for someone you're a "holdoid" which is essentially an extra cucked type of zeta male mjörkiplier, the swedish markiplier: äuh!!!! öuh!!!!! im so scäreing fröm freddi fjäsbear
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Not trying to be mean here, there isn't some point in a girl's life when they are sat down and taught makeup. Almost everyone learns on there own and it's really not that difficult to learn to some presentable basic makeup, which is all many women ever really learn anyway.
Replying to @vivi_darkness
Learning how to do makeup without someone irl to teach you (friends or family, not some random makeup lady at Sephora) is literally impossible. 17 years into HRT and I still don't know how to do any makeup. Shits hard yo
Sexas Trainsaw Assacre retweeted
If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you. I'm driving to your house right now and am going to destroy all of your belongings
Sexas Trainsaw Assacre retweeted
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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no no no lemme guess the desire to have sex with men is carnal and violent and the desire to have sex with women comes from a place of love and care because of how delicate and precious and they are?
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out of all the writing I’ve encountered about raising little kids, I think this is the piece I’m most grateful to have read











































