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Yeah no girl that 45 year old doesn’t want you just because you’re young. No it’s not that. It’s definitely because you’re really mature for your age and have a really special connection. No really
when ur gf gets popular on twitter and stops posting abt u #niggaitsover
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Around this time last year I was feening for mexican lolicon coworkeruationship dick so bad that when he told me he was quitting I cut myself
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spanish is the most RACIST language.
negro=black
o algo=nazi dog whistle
dare i say more?
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If someone points a gun at your face, lie and tell him there’s a little man inside the barrel.
He probably wont believe you but he can’t know for sure without pointing the gun at himself, giving you the chance to disarm him or escape.
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle




















