i am what i say i am.

chicago
Joined August 2022
i'm gonna be extremely interested in the eyeball data tn. will more people watch cowboys eagles on mnf or brewers rays world series game 3?
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i'll tell you exactly what happened right now. kid is good. but they're 3-5 years old. this is not competitive soccer. it's toddler soccer. other parents complained that this isn't what they paid for and talked to the director.. director went to talk with the mom and the mom became belligerent.. which is why the cops were called. that's it.
A 3-year-old was allegedly removed from a youth soccer league because he was too good. His family says police arrived, I9 Sports issued a trespass notice, and refunded their registration. If this child was punished for excelling, what message does that send to every young athlete?! 🎥: @Nevadaney10
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this guys such a fuckin hero.
Bend, Oregon man who shot and killed a shooter at his daughters' school speaks out, praises female teacher for fighting the shooter, allowing him to have a clear shot. Kaylub Giamanco says he is haunted by the sound of children pleading for their lives. He also praised the teacher for grabbing the gunman's weapon, allowing him to take a shot at the shooter. "I want to recognize [the teacher]. She gave me the opportunity to make my shot without losing my life..." "I swung the door open, and I stepped in, and I fired, and they dropped to the ground... I looked down at the gunman, and he was scrambling for his weapon. And I looked at him, and I shot him 2 more times..."
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this but fuck shane gillis though right
1996: Jim Carrey didn’t act, didn’t tell jokes… he just did the head dance and instantly became a legend. Still cracks me up every rewatch 😂
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boomers bein boomers.
Diabolical boomer parents strike again
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the world in two months.
There was a time when your friends had to call your house just to talk to you. Someone would yell your name from the kitchen, and you'd come running to grab the phone. Then you'd stretch that phone cord as far as it would go, trying to have a private conversation while your whole family was home. And if you talked too long, someone was definitely going to tell you to get off the phone.
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gta 6 releases next month but we'll be in the middle of an internet blackout lmao. shakespeare couldn't write this.
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herbstreit doesn't know about tavern style
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The Death of Software.
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cheba hut is the best quick sub chain and it's not even close.
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ooof course the nfl has a stake in our shitty ass fanatics jerseys.
The NFL launched an investment fund called 32 Equity back in 2013 with $1 million from each team owner. Team owners have doubled down several times since, and 32 Equity has now raised more than $250 million. The strategy is simple: the NFL invests in companies, helps them grow through NFL deals (think: data, licensing, sponsorships), and then benefits as a shareholder, profiting off both sides of the transaction. In 2017, the NFL acquired a 3% stake in Fanatics at a $3.17 billion valuation. Fanatics works with the NFL on everything from merchandise and trading cards to hospitality and retail, and is now a $30 billion company. Other investments include Hyperice, CLEAR, NOBULL, Skillz, Genius Sports, EverPass, and Appetize, with multiple companies producing nine-figure returns. Now the NFL is doubling down again, announcing yesterday that it is partnering with private equity giant General Atlantic ($130B AUM) on a new investment fund. By becoming a general partner in this fund, the NFL will get paid to manage other people's money (management fees and carry), and team owners won't have to share any of that money with players (because private equity investments aren't included in revenue sharing). Today's newsletter breaks down the details. READ MORE: huddleup.substack.com/p/nfl-…
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i understand why so many "ball knowers" are struggling to grasp TKR's potential eligibility.. and it's because you dont understand the finance and legal world. this is why TKR has a case, and anyone else that MRS'd before the 5 for 5 rule. i believe this is the argument they're making and he'll likely win.. which will trigger any player who MRS'd pre 2026 to attempt the same argument.
imagine a scenario where a player is injured and would miss idk 7-8 games. a good chunk of the year. previously, they could MRS and wouldn't lose a year of on court eligibility by doing so. under 5-5, there's no MRS.. so that same guy very well would decide to just still play that year. that's the argument. again, yall aren't thinking about it from the proper legal/financial perspective.
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they even have a problem with you making fresh pasta. sigh.
I’m not even a little bit impressed because you’re an asshole.
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they don't wanna know you can make your own pasta for a buck.
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bro what are these dog shit movies on american lol
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Keep this shit as far from Athens, Georgia as possible
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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NEW: The Tesla Roadster *literally* does a flying kickflip over the entire Tesla fleet 🔥🔥🔥
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