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somewhere between unhinged and enlightened || ☦️

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Joined March 2012
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Love how debate thumbnails are just two dudes aura farming with a title behind them like “feminist theology is satanic??”
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Sounds like Wes Huff did a bad, but the fact it was 10 years ago kinda softens the blow in my mind. I’ve also never written an academic paper before so I feel like it’s best to take the “he who is without sin” approach here
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Nearly 10 years later and it’s highkey true
This is the kind of future liberals want.
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He deleted the post about attending Divine Liturgy. I respect that, thank you, and the invitation to attend still stands. Hope there’s no hard feelings
I uncovered the lies of @IndianaBrunner and so he blocked me. If you see this, this was the advice I was planning to give you.
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I uncovered the lies of @IndianaBrunner and so he blocked me. If you see this, this was the advice I was planning to give you.
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Are there any business owners who would be interested in setting up a free Bible booth? I could probably get some sent over
Hey @DairyQueen are you ok with free Qurans being handed out at Dairy Queen in Dearborn, Michigan?! If yes I would like send some cases of free Bibles to the Dearborn Dairy Queen to be handed out as well. I'll wait patiently for your answer.
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I swear, there are orthodox archetypes across every parish! The Welcoming Greeter, the Old Lady Who Brings You Antidoron, the lovable Politically Incorrect Retired Priest, the Food Pusher who somehow convinces you to eat three times more than you normally would, am I missing any?
Yep! Im either talking with new people and answering questions and welcoming them or helping out with cleaning if im not feeding people.
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As he grows he will be able to handle more leaves
Let's camouflage with mama 🌿
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Me when they ask if anyone wants to help clean after coffee hour:
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Captain Swish retweeted
Dear non-Orthodox Christians, The Nativity Fast begins Nov. 15. You can eat and drink whatever you want in front of us.
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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There is nothing Abrahamic about Islam.
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Well that’s not one bit suspicious
Contrary to popular belief, Israel does not control the weather.
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Well that’s not possible because the Bible is 100% true, and the Quran doesn’t line up
The Qur'an is 100% True
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The Quran is mostly false, and it’s really boring to read
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The average Catholic miracle be like:
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Have you ever noticed this? Chapter 5 of the gospel according to St Luke contains a neat image of the Jesus Prayer. Peter, upon realizing the holiness of Jesus, states in verse 8, “depart from me Lord, for I am a sinful man”. Peter is frightened, because sin is often destroyed in the presence of holiness - as with the man who touched the ark. However, Jesus does not destroy Peter but instead deals with him according to His mercy, telling Peter to have no fear. As the reader then, understanding the sequence, we can rightfully “Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinful man”
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Imagine chanting the psalms atop one of these bad boys
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Glory to God!! ☦️
Ich trete der Orthodoxen Kirche ⛪️ bei. ☦️
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