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fan of baseball, bourbon, dad jokes • communicator • former: @JohnDingell, @JohnYarmuth, @RepLarryKissell, @NCDemParty, etc. • ny/nc/dc • RTs = ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sjubb

Washington, DC
Joined August 2008
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life hack: marry your best friend on a random saturday. cc: @sarahshepson
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the most unsettling parts of the elizabeth holmes doc were the countless elevated or uneven surfaces she’d put her kid’s baby björn bouncer
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the white house appears to believe that DC is in eastern NC/OBX
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Today, we're releasing the more than 35,000 public comments submitted to the National Park Service that we've uncovered via FOIA. They show widespread opposition to Trump's efforts to censor history in our national parks. Read the comments and learn more here: sierraclub.org/press-release…
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truly hate to see this happen to villanova fans.
Josh Hart: “I used to think Philly was a sports town.” #knicks
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the year is 2026 and @GEICO’s online chat assistant (powered by AI) is not yet familiar with the district of columbia
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never too late to delete this, admin!
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Danny Hurley did not agree with that last call against UConn. That makes 2,644 straight whistles against the Huskies that he’s taken issue with, extending his own league record.
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OUTRIGHT‼️🏆
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real House Guys™ know exactly what this is: Mike Michaud stolen valor
“I’m running” - Susan Collins, unboxing a pair of New Balance running shoes. (New Balance has a factory in Maine.)
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death, taxes, this tweet. #sjubb
Danny Hurley did not agree with that last call against UConn. That makes 2,644 straight whistles against the Huskies that he’s taken issue with, extending his own league record.
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happy saturday to everyone except @thepugdc. #sjubb
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remarkable to watch a player of such size and stature—a cultural outsider on his team—playing with such grace and beauty but enough about mitchell robinson.
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tariffs, man.
Trump says the cost of the new ballroom is now $300 million. That's up from the original estimate of $200 million in July.
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oh, fun! it’s a weekend @wmata pays private transportation companies tons of money to leave their dirty diesel buses idling for ~18 hours a day a few feet away from the eastern market playground!
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that oughta fix it
*TRUMP TO FIRE LABOR STATISTICS CHIEF AFTER WEAK JOBS DATA
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washington nationals legend kyle schwarber
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What Trump thinks his energy policy is -> what it actually is
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[whispering to absolutely no one] mark few kind of looks like dr. tom koracick
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terrible game. outstanding season. RIP lou carnesecca. st. john’s forever. #sjubb
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