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fan of baseball, bourbon, dad jokes • communicator • former: @JohnDingell, @JohnYarmuth, @RepLarryKissell, @NCDemParty, etc. • ny/nc/dc • RTs = ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #sjubb

Washington, DC
Joined August 2008
the year is 2026 and @GEICO’s online chat assistant (powered by AI) is not yet familiar with the district of columbia
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an incredibly terrible photo of the otherwise beautiful northern lights over congressional cemetery in se dc earlier this evening. h/t to @capitalweather for the awareness
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It’s official: the pandas are coming to D.C.! Alongside @FLOTUS, we’re thrilled to announce that by the end of this year, the Zoo will once again be home to two giant pandas. #DCPandas
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must be new zone parking on the mall this weekend. cc: @SafeSidewalksDC
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i’m no traffic engineer but this feels like a risky idea, @DDOTDC.
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