It’s Morphin’ Time. A Regular Degular Attorney.

Washington, DC
Joined May 2010
I really went to Egypt last year.
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his nosey assssfghjkll thats boots on the ground journalism baby
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. 👀 📸: BACKGRID
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I was 2 weeks old when Mitch McConnell was elected to the United States Senate. In 2 weeks, I’ll be replacing him.
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I don’t have anything planned until Thanksgiving. Gonna grow my beard out until then
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Today feels like a perfect day to watch some Scooby Doo
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Same energy.
Crumbl Cookies announces new Lemon Pepper Chicken Wing Cookie in collaboration with Wingstop. Available in select states in the U.S.
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Type of content you see in Seinfeld
Two neighboring gas stations in Georgia started a “GAS WAR,” dropping prices to $0.99 per gallon and causing hours-long traffic jams as people rushed to fill their tanks 😅⛽️
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I watched this over the weekend. Loved it. The jump scares still scared me to this day.
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A dark skin man gonna take it every time for me
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After the arrest boo.
When do warrants expire ??
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Oh I’m excited!!!
'PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 8' goes back to Micah and Katie's home. (Via: Blumfest) #ParanormalActivity8
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You people spent a better part of the decade trashing this show, btw. Now it's the standard and not your precious ATLA?
Remember what they took from us.
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315. It’s been a while since I’ve had to block someone. But I’ve had the same number since I was 14, and I’m 34 now. That’s 20 years’ worth of blocks.
How many ppl yall got blocked, im at 400💀
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Thread of Black therapist that serve the LGBTQ+ community in the DMV area. All of these ppl may or may not be queer (don’t assume!) however; they are queer affirming!
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Hate when a recruiter reaches out to me randomly about a job. We get on the phone and they ask why I’m interested in the company. Like sis, you reached out to me. I didn’t even know the company existed until this week.
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I saw a TikTok that said this lady is a Witch
BREAKING: Christa Pike is reportedly walking again after surviving multiple lethal injections during her botched execution in Tennessee last week.
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“I’m gonna raise a million dollars for my girls.”
The ‘Real Housewives Of Atlanta’ debuted 18 years ago Today on Bravo! 🍑🔥 #RHOA
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