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notGreg

@_gregalx

I'm probably sleeping

 Aberdeen, Scotland
Instagram.com/gregziie/
Joined July 2010
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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niamh@battymoth13 Aug 2024
why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports
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right, who can I confess my love to
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2023 getting wilder
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LAS VEGAS POLICE SEARCH HOME IN CONNECTION TO TUPAC SHAKUR MURDER: CBS
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I just want sims 2 remastered. Is that too much to ask for?
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work sleep repeat
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dia@diajvns12 Jul 2023
“what's your coping mechanism?” sleep
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This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10
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Never deleting this app.
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Wholesale Gas has crashed to a new low. Just 149p per therm compared to 702p in August. Ofgem say they’ll cut bills in April. What use is that to people who deserve a cut in bills now? Cut bills now.
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Too groovy to be blue this Monday
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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"We asked 100 people to name something a homeless person might do. You said work in business.."
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everyday I get a ‘recent tweet from Elon Musk’ in my notifications. everyday I tap on not interested. What must I do to get rid of him
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Image from Scottish Rugby (@Scotlandteam)
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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
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