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we’re supposed to be in a land of milk🥛& honey🍯… instead we’re floating on a rock in space paying bills🙄😭wife | mom | nurse 👩🏾‍⚕️ snacks🍟wine🍷& jokes🤭

Inside My Med Surg Book 📖🩺
Joined March 2022
Issa NURSE 😭🥹🥹 OH and ya gurl snapped…say hello to your 2026 VALEDICTORIAN 😭🙌🏾
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This. Has. Been. The. Morning. From. Hell. I’m taking an Ativan and going to sleep. I thank GOD for my husband he really is Superman🥹😭 That S on his chest goes crazy💕
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The boosted cutwaters right? 👀🫣😂
Instead of candy I’m giving out shots and Cutwaters for Halloween 🎃
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Replying to @Camsiyonna1
The morals, values and messaging of older shows just isnt present in today's world. This was such a great example to watch as a kid without it being something over the top and dramatic. It should us how dangerous things can be even when we dont realize it.
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I loved Smart Guy. A very underrated show💕
They don’t make episodes like this no more. Smart Guy🎬
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Jim Carrey is a gem that we do not deserve in this raggedy ass world🥹🤣😂
Only JIM CARREY could make 50 cent break character mid-song...!🔥🔥🔥
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imagine spending your whole life playing safe just to realize you could’ve been so much more if you had the courage to take a chance.
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Check and Mate🙂‍↕️😂
Oh she ate nicki magaj up sooo bad 😭😭
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Exactly!
I’m so jealous of women with sisters. Like what do you mean y’all just be calling your sisters on a random Tuesday.. and hanging out with them? You think you better than me!?
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Oh nothing. Just my forever president aura farming 🥹😭
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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Bras are bullshit. I don’t need no bra bih…let them titties hang bih….
Is it that bras are expensive, or is it just the trend? Or maybe she’s on a mission?
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This time next week I could be somebody’s NURSE😬 Somebody pinch me😭😭😭😭
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Never forget when Obama has niggas shook , with his Easter fit .. simpler times
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No $25 for thanksgiving but yall want me to believe yall upgrading your friend flight to first class. Good morning! ❤️
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Aht aht! Not yall in our business😭 gon somewhere and watch some football!😭😭😭
Ladies, how many purses do you own compared to how many you actually use?
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I wish ppl would understand that just because someone is gay does NOT mean they want you because you’re the same sex. Gay ppl have a type and standards just as much as straight ppl do. Y’all ugly to them just like y’all ugly to the ppl of the opposite sex that don’t want you either🙄
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The rest of my life cannot be like this. It can’t. I’m gonna be miserable if i don’t correct things right now and it’ll be nobody’s fault but my own…
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He looks like every single one of them too😂🤣😂🤣😂
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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whiskey. tango. foxtrot.
Cleveland 'pastor' Lydia Ford of LifeWorks Church announces to her congregation that her co-pastor/prophet husband has taken a SECOND WIFE and they are now living in a POLYGAMOUS relationship. 🚨
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