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Nothing inspires confidence more than an OGC Captain reaching lvl 10 through the revolutionary strategy of:
“bro im tired, can you boost me lvl 9 rq”
Special thanks to:
Levich
for pioneering cloud-based skill transfer technology
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My daughter was assaulted on a German subway yesterday
"Papa, he had a knife and took my iPhone" she called me crying
"That's horrible baby. Who was it?" I asked
"Young black guy, he looked like he is from Afri-"
"STOP TALKING" I shouted
"You were on a train, you were panicked. You probably didn't see his face clearly" I said
"No, I saw him, he must have been an immigr-"
"Listen to yourself right now" I said
"You're describing an innocent stranger you saw for ten seconds as if you know who he is"
"Innocent? He robbed me!"
"Even so, you can't demand someone from a different culture to integrate and punish them when they slightly fail"
She hung up
This makes me so incredibly sad
How did my daughter become this disgusting racist?
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Němec vejde do baru a objedná si luxusní ležák.
Barman povídá: „100 eur!“
Němec je v šoku: „100 eur? Včera bylo za 10!“
„Dneska ale stojí 100 eur.“
– „Proč sakra 100?“
Barman: „To vám vysvětlím,
– 10 eur je za pivo,
– 10 na pomoc Íránu,
– 20 eur na pomoc zemím Perského zálivu,
– 20 eur na pomoc Spojeným arabským emirátům,
– 30 eur je pro Izrael,
a nakonec 10 eur jako dotace na plyn pro EU a do fondu na udržení sankcí!“
Němec mlčky vytáhne 100 eur a vztekle je hodí barmanovi.
Barman peníze vezme, schová je do pokladny, vytáhne desetieurovku a tu hostu vrátí.
Němec nevěřícně: „Počkejte, říkal jste 100 eur, že? Dal jsem vám 100, proč mi vracíte 10?“
„.....Pivo není.“
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ELON VUILE KANKERNEGER MIJN TWIETS ZIJN MEESTERVOLLE CONSTRUCTIES GEMAAKT OM ENKEL BEGREPEN TE WORDEN BINNEN EEN NEDERLANDSTALIGE CONTEXT. IK WIL GEEN GLOBALE GEMEENSCHAP IEDERE KANKERBUITENLANDERS DIE DIT LEEST BLOKKEER MIJN ACCOUNT NU.
FUCK JE AUTOMATISCHE VERTALING
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olsun dedem biz seni böyle sevdik
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cs2 developerlarının bile bilgisayarında cs2 yüklü değildir
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tenhle pan si proste po svym failnutym spolku s nulovou transakcni kapacitou odmita najit real job
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Welcome to the Polish league, where:
- The 1st and last teams are separated by just 11 points.
- The league leaders drew their last five games and went from 3rd to 1st.
- 1st place and 13th place have the same number of wins.
- Thirteen teams have scored more goals than the league leaders.
- The 13th-ranked team has the best attack.
- The last-placed team has the 4th-best defensive record.
- The biggest team in Poland is ranked last.
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"Claude build me a $100M startup, get it acquired, deposit the funds in my bank account, and notify me when completed. Make no mistakes"
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🇨🇿🇺🇦 On his first day as Czech Parliament Speaker, Tomio Okamura orders the Ukrainian flag removed from the building
The politician, who is of Japanese descent, is also demanding a review of residence permits for Ukrainian refugees
🇨🇿🇺🇦 Zelensky's worst-case scenario in the Czech Republic is now real
The Czech election winner, Andrej Babiš, has sealed a coalition deal to become Prime Minister
His new government unites three right-wing parties that are critical of support for Ukraine and oppose its NATO membership
Bad news for Kiev
