LMAO
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess. I don't know if it works or not but I've been doing it for a long time. And here I am making speeches. I like Bayer aspirin. And I take the big one. They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!' I said, do me a favor, I've been doing okay for 35 years. Leave me alone."
Can’t tell if I’m really sleep deprived from nights or if I deadass just saw a man running naked down the street
Orange Fanta in the hospital? CAP we know they only stock Shasta
When my dad was dying and in the hospital for a brain tumor the nurses were bringing him orange Fanta non stop. I had to intervene and asked if they thought water might be better instead since he was having surgery for BRAIN CANCER the next morning. They said, “Your daughter has a great idea Mr. Clark!” Why in the world did I even have to say that? He’s dead now by way.
. retweeted
ICE agents terrorizing Minneapolis neighborhoods, in photos
theatlantic.com/photography/…
*goes through detailed assessment and plan with patient and family*
Me: so any questions for me?
Patient’s husband: yes so is your hair real?
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