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Ingeniero en Informática, Programador, Sarcasmo. Amante de los desafíos. Apasionado del conocimiento. Rt ≠ endorsement. @mjan@mastodon.social

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Joined July 2009
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
My internet connected fridge with default credentials and a private key of 4 was hacked by DPRK using abliterated GLM to craft extra clickable job offer phishing emails. I fear we may lose public key cryptography :(
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
. ME ENCANTÓ LA RESPUESTA DE ESTE TWIT, SENCILLAMENTE EXQUISITO ...👏👏👏 .
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
The Elephant in the room was addressed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mi opinión es que el ex quedó mejor parado. Recordarle cosas como el dinero o el negocio, que no está obligada y que puede darle un final digno es válido. Además le dijo que a pesar de eso, la quería. La preocupación del ex está bien, cuidar un animalito no es gratis y consume+
mi ex diciéndome que lo "mejor" era poner a dormir a una gata rescatada porque era callejera y me iba a quitar "tiempo" / yo ahora felizmente separada y con mi gatita lisiada
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
The bug is like a joke. On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
Hermoso Lanús. Lástima que el patrullero para los hijos del intendente está en primaria, y no en jardín.
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
8 millones de pesos la multa si manejas uber, $900.000 pesos si sos ginecólogo y grabas a tus pacientes sin su consentimiento. La Córdoba de Passerini
“Ovarios de pendeja” y un resbalón: los dichos del ginecólogo sancionado por usar anteojos con cámara El abogado de la mujer contó en Telenoche que ella advirtió “tocamientos y roces que no son propios del estudio” y que el médico intentó explicarlos como un accidente o parte natural de la consulta. El profesional fue multado con $900.000 por maltrato agravado por razones de género y deberá realizar un curso educativo sobre género. Más info: eldoce.tv/actualidad/2026/11…
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
estoy llorando en mi pueblo pusieron radares y el primero que multaron fue uno que agarraron COMIENDO DE UNA OLLA mientras iba manejando 😭🙏
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
Si tan solo von Newman estuviera vivo
‼️WARNING - OpenSSH issues emergency fix for a critical SSH authentication bypass on Alpine Linux. A password longer than 256 bytes can unlock key-only accounts on affected servers, without knowing the actual credentials. Here's how it works ↓ thehackernews.com/2026/11/op…
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
La filmo sin avisar mientras le hacían una ecografía transvaginal haciéndole comentarios asquerosos y tocandola. 900 mil pesos de multa. Puede seguir ejerciendo, no sabemos ni el nombre ni la matrícula. Joya re seguro ir al médico.
🔴En Córdoba, multaron a un médico por usar anteojos con capacidad para filmar durante consulta ginecológica justiciacordoba.gob.ar/Justi…
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
the secret to getting root via ssh on alpine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
El cm de ueno dijo total, ya no me pueden echar e hizo algo grandioso
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
Several centuries ago the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy.There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community so the Pope offered a deal. He would hold a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy. If the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave. The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate.
However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, both sides agreed that it would be a "silent" debate. On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. The rabbi looked back and raised one finger and shook it at the Pope. Next the Pope waved his finger around his head. The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. The rabbi pulled out an apple. With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy. Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up a single finger, shaking it to remind me there is still only one God common to both our beliefs.” "Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God is all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God is also right here with us.” "I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin.” "He beat me at every move and I could not continue." Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won. "I haven't a clue," the rabbi said. "First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy so I shook my finger saying no.” "Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here." "And then what?" asked a woman. "Who knows?" said the rabbi. "He took out his lunch so I took out mine."
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Rigolo : il y a quelques jours, quelqu'un décrit une méthode pour géolocaliser une vidéo à partir des bruits Doppler d'avions quasi inaudibles + date approximative + trajets FlightRadar. Et là, quelqu'un se sert de l'absence de ces bruits Doppler pour détecter les vidéos IA.
After having Codex check 120 different generated videos, models do NOT generate low-frequency airplane Dopplers
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
Background subagents in Claude Code now use less of your usage limit. A running subagent updates its status line every 30 seconds, and each update used to re-read its whole conversation. Now Haiku 5.5 writes it from short notes instead, so each update costs about 99% less.
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
root:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
I'm not even sounding the claxon for this it's just horrible. Any text > 256chars is a valid root password, holy shit sshhole.com/
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
How is this possible? MITM tricks APT into linking the temp files of two different downloads. One package passes hash verification and is moved into the cache. Later, the other download can overwrite the same file (inode), even if that download fails verification. No https.🫠
🚨 BREAKING: A flaw in APT, the tool that installs software on Debian Linux, lets an attacker on the network tamper with a package after it passes verification and run code as root. The bug, CVE-2026-109518, sits in resumed HTTP downloads. APT can merge two different downloads when a redirect gives them the same address, and a man-in-the-middle can then alter the file after its check. Debian fixed it in apt 3.0.4, shipped to Debian 13 security updates on 4 November. Users should upgrade now. Per Debian's changelog, the fix is four words long. "Open target files exclusively."
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El notero tira el "chiste" porque no se ve venir la animalada que tira el tipo, y eso es justamente parte del asunto. Seguimos replicando todos los precursores de la porquería como si no tuvieran nada que ver. Hay que cortarla de raíz, no podés frenar a mitad de la caída libre.
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Marjan👻👓🎓🚙🗻 retweeted
Yo le hubiera dado prioridad y reserva por un tiempo al dueño anterior de ese alias, Banco Central del Paraguay.
El BCP informa que los alias asociados a ueno bank S.A. se encuentran liberados para vincularlos a otras cuentas del sistema financiero. Más información: acortar.link/hYPSI1
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