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Salem (you pick which one)
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
This administration falls short on delivering many things, but metaphors is not one of them.
President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found.
On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
There’s a weird thing where the same generation that were wary of internet banking and online anything are now just asking Chat GPT to do their taxes and diagnose their medical ailments, while those of us who were excited about the early 2000’s internet are like “hold up…”
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
Everytime I watch a classic horror film I think. Why isnt this 8 hours long with a cliffhanger every hour?
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I wanted to highlight this because I’ve spoken on matchday posters before, but Parma are doing something wonderful this season.
Each one is a hand drawn image by a child in their All Inclusive programme, a project aimed to break down physical and social barriers in football.
Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
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if society is still standing in 20 years there’s a guaranteed chance that we’ll be seeing a documentary on all the abuses this place does. it’s a state-sponsored medical experiment conversion camp, the only people who will use it are parents that hate their LGBT kids
Contest to see which voice makes you contemplate jumping off the Tobin the most
Salem is interesting because goths, pagans and metalheads treat it like Mecca, Hocus Pocus freaks treat it like the Star Wars Hotel, history buffs treat it like Rick Steves, and the locals I know just want to be able to find parking so they can grab a drink and a meal
I have never met a single local who enjoys being in Salem during the month of October. You will see grown adults visiting at any time other than October and they’ll be wearing witch hats like it’s a theme park.
The Disney Adultification of the area is ridiculously beyond cringe.
