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not a parody // guy with camera // Rollie Fingers kid // deuteranopia // Pearl•Steen // PA for Grownups 2 //

Salem (you pick which one)
Joined May 2010
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
We are , indubitably , outside this Decemba 🥶
Homeboy Sandman + NAHreally + Jesse The Tree this December in New England. who’s coming to a show???
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This administration falls short on delivering many things, but metaphors is not one of them.
President Trump's planned 250-foot-tall arch would cast shadows on many graves and monuments in nearby Arlington National Cemetery, the @washingtonpost's 3-D analysis found. On some days, Trump's arch would even shade the grave and eternal flame of JFK.
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There’s a weird thing where the same generation that were wary of internet banking and online anything are now just asking Chat GPT to do their taxes and diagnose their medical ailments, while those of us who were excited about the early 2000’s internet are like “hold up…”
explaining why ai is bad to an adult feels like this all the time
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
Everytime I watch a classic horror film I think. Why isnt this 8 hours long with a cliffhanger every hour?
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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I wanted to highlight this because I’ve spoken on matchday posters before, but Parma are doing something wonderful this season. Each one is a hand drawn image by a child in their All Inclusive programme, a project aimed to break down physical and social barriers in football.
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how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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if society is still standing in 20 years there’s a guaranteed chance that we’ll be seeing a documentary on all the abuses this place does. it’s a state-sponsored medical experiment conversion camp, the only people who will use it are parents that hate their LGBT kids
its insane how not many people are talking about how republicans with the help of several moderate democrats are building out the largest abusive medical conversion therapy operation in modern american history
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Seems like Big L had legitimate reasons...
What the actual fuck have I just read
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my local theater today 👀
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wait gilbert could just. stop doing the voice if he wanted
Gilbert Gottfried making fun of Jerry Seinfeld remains one of the funniest bits of all time.
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JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
my auntie has all Chanel bathroom decorations and every time i ask her where she got her Chanel shower curtains from she tells me to shut the hell up Right cause Chanel don’t make they shit auntie you got that from Alibaba
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
max and ruby stuff got leaked and I dont even know what the fuck I am doing anymore
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Italian teams in the Champions League
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the movies i’m watching
i hate when people act like watching older movies automatically makes their taste superior.
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Johnny Utah (actual surfer) retweeted
Games transitioning from cutscene to gameplay be like
Replying to @DANNYonPC
Here’s another clip
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Rich coming from the “stop laughing, it’s not funny” guy.
‘IT'S GENOCIDE, I'M INTO IT’ — Jerry Seinfeld DANCES as hecklers shout ‘22,000 Palestinian children dead’ ‘I'm going to find out how much your ticket was & I'm sending it to Israel’ — he responds at his Chicago show ‘Rough the b*tch up’ — audience member as heckler escorted out
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