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Ok, so now that we know Chani is apparently in the assasination attempt, I can conclude it’s even more ridiculously based and prudent for our time.
This is why I can’t honestly say Zendaya ruined the movie. Her needless commentary and bad casting enhances the true message of Dune.
Paul went from being supported unabashedly by everyone in the book to having to rebel against the thing he loves most in order to fulfill the Mandate of Heaven. In doing so it captures the spirit of prophecy more than any piece of media since the first season of True Detective. Adam and Eve. Abraham and Hagar. Lot’s wife. Moses and Miriam. Christ and Judas. YOU AND THE WORLD
It’s powerful. Paul inherits the arc of his biblical namesake, and puts off his comfort and reason to submit to the will of the divine, and become a new creature.
Even though Part 3 is gonna tell you it’s all so heckin’ bad actually, but it’s already too late:
The lecturing has painted them into a corner. Paul will become a Samson, a David, perhaps even Lucifer; utterly conquered by ego and seduction, when all he needed to to was stay on the path.
I’m excited.
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WE HAVE 500 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF ENERGY DRINKS TO MAKE US MANIC FOR A SPREADSHEET AT 9 AM
AND ZERO DRINKS FOR 9 PM
SOCIETY WANTS YOU WIRED FOR YOUR BOSS AND DEAD FOR YOUR FAMILY
THEY TOLD US OUR ONLY OPTIONS AT NIGHT WERE WARM LEAF WATER OR LITERAL POISON
“HAVE SOME CHAMOMILE” NO BRO
“HAVE A GLASS OF WINE” SO I CAN WAKE UP AT 3 AM WITH MY HEART BEATING THROUGH MY MATTRESS??
OR TAKE A MELATONIN GUMMY AND WAKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT JUMPED IN A PARKING LOT?? NO
SOVA IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE FOAM RUNNER
IT IS AN ANTI-ENERGY DRINK
YOU CRACK THE CAN AT 9:30 PM AND THAT SOUND ALONE TELLS YOUR BRAIN THE SIMULATION IS OVER FOR TODAY
2.5 GRAMS OF GLYCINE TO DROP YOUR CORE BODY TEMP MAGTEIN GOING STRAIGHT TO THE FRONTAL CORTEX PHARMAGABA CLOSING ALL 50 BROWSER TABS IN MY HEAD
NO MELATONIN NO SUGAR NO PROPRIETARY BLEND COWARDICE
PEACHES AND DREAM TASTES LIKE GOLDEN HOUR IN A 12 OZ SLIM CAN MIDNIGHT CHERRY GOT ME SLEEPING LIKE A BILLIONAIRE WHO DELETED HIS EMAIL APP
BIG BEVERAGE SPENT 40 YEARS SELLING US PANIC ATTACKS IN ALUMINUM CANS AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO ENGINEER THE EXHALE UNTIL SOVA
THIS IS FUTURE DESIGN FOR HUMAN BIOLOGY
IF YOU ARE STILL BOILING WATER FOR A TEA BAG AT 10 PM YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST
CRACK SIP EXHALE
Playing the commander role in hell let loose is kinda like playing an RTS where nobody listens to you
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We can never let these people close to the levers of conservative power ever again. They’re all just closeted libtards.
