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Curator of Redeye.visualz Son of Valhalla Depressed @Chelseafc fan. This is not the real me, this is just my other personalities, everything I tweet is a joke.

South Africa
Joined May 2020
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I'm thinking about dying my hair red just to look like a rebel kid
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This degree better be worth, I’m so tired 😔🧎🏽‍➡️
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Bwoah et al., (2026)
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that guy chowed his friend’s girlfriend and came on twitter bragging about it, thinking we were gonna be on his side. now they’ve cooked him until he had to deactivate his account. 😔
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Mara that Soweto derby and mtn 8 final made my realise how dirty Gayton is doing us with the VAR delays
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should’ve taken a closer look at us
A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

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my dick leans to the left purely out of political conviction
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Key games neh
A closer look at the key games 👀🔥

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On someone else’s girlfriend
The genre of miniskirts that give a little sneak peek of the cheeks from underneath>>>😭🤌🏽
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Every time Roméo Lavia touches the ball Me:
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Cape Town - Newlands: Very busy conditions between the wicket and the dressing room 60/7 #SAvAUST
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Palestra wants to be a winger so bad
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Please get fofana out of my team.
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Johannesburg @MYANC Mayor The Mayor. Service Delivery
4 days to go before voting . Let’s push the Mayor and service delivery thread 🙏
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‘Commitments come with dates, and a public scorecard…’
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“Twitter is so toxic” Me whenever I’m on twitter:
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It's not always fake alcohol. O nale 40 years motho wa Modimo!
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Sometimes I forget hore adults follow my instagram 😭😭I can’t just be unhinged
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the ANC after u voted for them in the upcoming elections 😭😭
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como te miran los de administracion de la universidad cuando les pides que hagan cualquier cosa de su trabajo
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Así se siente la vida cuando nadie sabe dónde estás ni qué estás haciendo
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