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silly lesbian 🦢 'what would it be like to have sex with allison janney?' ✨ ao3: https://teapawt.org/t.co/V4GjsFQYMa

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knights & squires • an x-files family fic — An ominous dream sends Cassie Mulder-Scully chasing monsters of her parents' past in the name of retribution. Meanwhile, an old enemy hunts Cassie down for a unique genetic mutation she posseses. archiveofourown.org/works/77…
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wearing a suit for a 3.25 gpa #alright
Brendan Ruberry (@brendanruberry) profile pictureBrendan Ruberry
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This is unbelievable: Maricopa Dems put up a 19-year-old ASU student for the Superior Court clerk position and he won. Sebastian Matta will oversee more than 600 employees and a $65 million budget. He’s known around campus for wearing a suit to class and has a 3.25 GPA. “I understand they may not take too kindly to a 19-year-old being their boss, but that’s unfortunately the harsh reality of their situation.”
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Replying to @burritoprophet
You gotta sit through Mulder getting the fuck beaten out of him by an invisible gorilla before you get to enjoy him telling Scully that she makes him a whole person
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every episode so far has sucked but god is tea beautiful
Zach Schiffman (@schlife) profile pictureZach Schiffman@schlife20h
Something very grave is happening on NBC… Jamie Lee Curtis and Tea Leoni are on a devoid-of-laughs-but-filmed-in-front-of-a-live-studio-audience multicam sitcom and no one knows this but me and my mom
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SO REALY
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not enough people talk about this scene and I desperately need that to change
Cartoon History (@Cartoonhistory2) profile pictureCartoon History
@Cartoonhistory2Nov 6
23 years ago today, ‘Star Wars: Clone Wars’ released on Cartoon Network.
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stressica@_JESSrelaxNov 7
Not to get too deep but this is absolutely how you should love and look back on all versions of you
kitchie na doll ꩜ (@ladyveng3ance) profile picturekitchie na doll ꩜@ladyveng3anceNov 5
love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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Pervert oomf who is actually really knowledgeable
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Didn’t you just lose your race? Of course there’ll be no email pronouns, you’ll no longer have a work email come January.
Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) profile pictureRep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMaceNov 6
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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Too many clips from veep s6-7 going around… #NotMyVeep
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kare@KareCaradoNov 6
People have comments on season 3 but it produced the best episode of the entire series in my opinion, and that is “Aberfan”.
Netflix (@netflix) profile pictureNetflix
@netflixNov 4
THE CROWN premiered 10 years ago today.
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me and what empty nester
R'Ay Harkness || Voyager S5 rewatch (@IceCubeGill) profile pictureR'Ay Harkness || Voyager S5 rewatch@IceCubeGillNov 6
when the bottom is a touch starved older woman and the top is a perverted younger girl
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that shit was invigorating
abby ♡ (@abbeysbartlets) profile pictureabby ♡@abbeysbartletsNov 6
just called gillibrand and schumer's offices #fuckchuck
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just called gillibrand and schumer's offices #fuckchuck
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emailed my rep. elect too ❤️
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Amelia™@RealiaAmeliaNov 5
call him
Mary Cosby’s Bread Purse (@spicykezzinnugg) profile pictureMary Cosby’s Bread Purse@spicykezzinnuggNov 5
“Call your senator and say you don’t want Chuck Schumer as majority leader” well unfortunately my senator IS Chuck Schumer
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awful terrible news people,, the beloved jungle arby’s is no more. they have de-kudzued the jungle arby’s. nothing is sacred anymore
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The Gilded Age cast - Voices of The Gilded Age christmas album 💿
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 5
New music out tonight: • Olivia Rodrigo — take me home (4 christmas) 🎵 • Slayyyter — hey boyyy 🎵 • Chlöe — MRS CLAUS DON’T HAVE 2 KNOW 🎵 • Coi Leray — Spin Back 🎵 • John Michael Howell — The Poet 💿 • Rex Orange County — Dream Fatigue 💿 • Dove Cameron — FINAL GIRL 💿 • Alanis Morissette — Good Weather For Immaculate Conception 💿 • Lil Baby — FRESH 💿 • Lizzy McAlpine — The Wheel 🎵 • GloRilla, Sexyy Red — Jiggly Bow Bow 🎵 • Sam Fender — You Can’t Always Get What You Want 🎵 (out) • Brandi Carlile — River 🎵 • Harun Tekin — A Dictionary of Night 💿 (out) • James Blunt — Airplane Mode 💿 • Jack Harlow — Sweet Action II (EP) 💿 • Towa Bird — Deep Blue 🎵 • BIMINI — Live My Life 🎵 • Shygirl — Eternal 🎵 (out) • Ado — Shinka 🎵 • Kings of Leon — O My Beloved 💿 • La Roux — Old Flames 💿 • Elton John & CMAT — Step Into Christmas 🎵 (out) • Flo Milli — Throw That Money 🎵 (out)
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sally phillips you will always be famous
mia goth🛸 (@glory2thenight) profile picturemia goth🛸@glory2thenightNov 6
veep scenes with minna always absolute peak
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notice he used Burger to change american voters hearts and minds
Joe (@JoePostingg) profile pictureJoe
@JoePostinggNov 4
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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I think I'll have 4-5 new fics to post when it comes back omggg
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