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Joined August 2019
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You gotta sit through Mulder getting the fuck beaten out of him by an invisible gorilla before you get to enjoy him telling Scully that she makes him a whole person
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not enough people talk about this scene and I desperately need that to change
23 years ago today, ‘Star Wars: Clone Wars’ released on Cartoon Network.
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Not to get too deep but this is absolutely how you should love and look back on all versions of you
love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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Pervert oomf who is actually really knowledgeable
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Didn’t you just lose your race? Of course there’ll be no email pronouns, you’ll no longer have a work email come January.
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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Too many clips from veep s6-7 going around… #NotMyVeep
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People have comments on season 3 but it produced the best episode of the entire series in my opinion, and that is “Aberfan”.
THE CROWN premiered 10 years ago today.
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call him
“Call your senator and say you don’t want Chuck Schumer as majority leader” well unfortunately my senator IS Chuck Schumer
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awful terrible news people,, the beloved jungle arby’s is no more. they have de-kudzued the jungle arby’s. nothing is sacred anymore
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The Gilded Age cast - Voices of The Gilded Age christmas album 💿
New music out tonight: • Olivia Rodrigo — take me home (4 christmas) 🎵 • Slayyyter — hey boyyy 🎵 • Chlöe — MRS CLAUS DON’T HAVE 2 KNOW 🎵 • Coi Leray — Spin Back 🎵 • John Michael Howell — The Poet 💿 • Rex Orange County — Dream Fatigue 💿 • Dove Cameron — FINAL GIRL 💿 • Alanis Morissette — Good Weather For Immaculate Conception 💿 • Lil Baby — FRESH 💿 • Lizzy McAlpine — The Wheel 🎵 • GloRilla, Sexyy Red — Jiggly Bow Bow 🎵 • Sam Fender — You Can’t Always Get What You Want 🎵 (out) • Brandi Carlile — River 🎵 • Harun Tekin — A Dictionary of Night 💿 (out) • James Blunt — Airplane Mode 💿 • Jack Harlow — Sweet Action II (EP) 💿 • Towa Bird — Deep Blue 🎵 • BIMINI — Live My Life 🎵 • Shygirl — Eternal 🎵 (out) • Ado — Shinka 🎵 • Kings of Leon — O My Beloved 💿 • La Roux — Old Flames 💿 • Elton John & CMAT — Step Into Christmas 🎵 (out) • Flo Milli — Throw That Money 🎵 (out)
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sally phillips you will always be famous
veep scenes with minna always absolute peak
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notice he used Burger to change american voters hearts and minds
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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i know her strap is BIG
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THEY JUST HIT THE MIDDLE AGED YURI TOWERS
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AND IT MATTERED!
just voted blue in the deep south
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what glup shitto candidates running for trump +15 house and state legislature seats saw after checking their texts this morning:
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#VADERPACK 😂😂🚬
The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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The Anakin edits might turn the tides of the midterms
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