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houston & nyc
Joined May 2014
thank you @ForbesUnder30 for helping me fulfill my dream of being on the “Forbes 30 Under 30 to federal prison pipeline.” I promise to go to jail for something cool like tax evasion or racketeering and not something lame like crypto or shilling a fraudulent AI tech start up🥰
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really tired of the world getting more and more intolerant like this is normal. it’s not. this is some evil shit
🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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I don't care if Tamara Joseph wasn't a "girl's girl" to Hila. She got her bag and technically did more damage to the IDF than anyone else on the show. In this house Tamara is a hero, end of story
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hasan debuts new stream intro
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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i like astoria because i get to wake up and decide if i want to go to the afghan coffee shop, the bengali coffee shop, the filipino coffee shop, the egyptian coffee shop, the japanese coffee shop, the yemeni coffee shop, or the greek coffee shop
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i am the only person who can correctly rank taylor swift's entire discography. my ranking would bring world peace and nobody would disagree with it
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Billy cooked on this one
Replying to @BriannaWu
People who hate trans people seem to think about trans people a lot more than anyone else.
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If Vivek Ramaswamy tried this, his "base" will slow roast him over coals before feeding him to cannibals. Mamdani's base doesn't care - it's a large, inclusive tent. Which is why a Mamdani is a FAR better ally of American Hindus than a Ramaswamy.
This week, I was blessed to join Hindu New Yorkers in Queens celebrating Navratri, Durga Puja, Dashain, and Vijayadashami.  We danced garba, performed aarti, witnessed Sindoor Khela, and honored the Goddess Durga. It was an honor to come together in joy, faith, and community in temples across our city — especially after the attempted mass shooting at a Hindu temple in Illinois last week. May we all join together in our shared responsibility to stand against hate and care for one another. Jai Mata Ki.
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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them? WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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I don’t like getting too in the weeds about a film that just came out, but I have some general things to say: YCSE is not asking “did she do it?” but rather “why can’t she admit she did it? what kind of person is that?”
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Everyone has gone completely insane. Normally functioning brains don’t produce takes like this
realizing that the reactions to this movie are heavily stratified by race & gender because the only people who seem to think it was a Mindfuck are men and white people. on tiktok woc are Not Going for it and it’s because they understand white women’s manipulation implicitly
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NATHAN FIELDER: So you see he's ordering 55 burgers and 55 fries and 55 tacos and 55 pies and 55 Cokes and so on. ELIZABETH HOLMES: Yes. NATHAN FIELDER: So why is that funny? ELIZABETH HOLMES: Because he's...doing...something? BILLY EVANS: That's enough for now. Cut the camera.
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no burner accounts, I’m either not thinking about you or watching your stories with my whole chest
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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amazon hiring seasonal positions rn
celebrity who pussy you think secretly shitty????
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On the last day of Navratri, @NYCMayor jumps in to play Garba!
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I firmly believe we should embrace this take. Mamdani is the new political center, meaning anyone to his right is objectively a conservative—even The Atlantic agrees!
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yes this is how emotionally regulated adults break up
Ever dated someone who disappeared completely after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. They just moved on like you never existed.
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so you're not close friends, you just joke about brutalising women with anyone? that's worse, paul.
Paul Bettany says he and Johnny Depp "hadn't spoken" in years when their texts were read during Depp's libel trial: “I hadn’t spoken to Johnny in years when that happened and I haven’t spoken to him since. I was being painted as this close friend of a guy I hadn’t spoken to in years and, honestly, amid all the shit two celebrities threw at each other, that bit was the most odd." variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
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Damn maybe we are pussy
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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