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childish branzino

@absflora

non-practicing intellectual

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Joined January 2013
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gone readin'@stovepiperat11 Jan 2025
my beautiful daughter Dont Photograph Strangers In Public and my beautiful daughter Phone Off In Theatre
Alexis Blexas (@agraybee) profile pictureAlexis Blexas@agraybee10 Jan 2025
We should go back to the Puritan naming convention of naming kids after values, but updated. Instead of being named Obedience you can be named Punctuality.
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Darling ♡@darlingalamode7 Jan 2025
I need you guys to understand though. what it was like to watch this movie with a 101° fever and to see these dogs. I literally had to pause and take a second compose myself. I thought I was losing my mind.
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Ron Iver (@ronnui_) profile picture
Ron Iver@ronnui_16 Dec 2024
The Trader Joe's cashiers are using their secret bell language to talk shit about me again
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Choptimus Prime@mikesmicYT16 Dec 2024
what is rizz if not swag persevering
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Jasmine
@JasmineLWatkins26 Nov 2024
Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying
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Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine
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Dionne Warwick
@dionnewarwick29 Sep 2024
This was a joke, but why would this resonate with me? I do not work late. I go to sleep… Sabrina is a wonderful young vocalist doing her thing. I wish her nothing but success and longevity, Pop Crave. 🤨
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave28 Sep 2024
Dionne Warwick when asked by NPR if Sabrina Carpenter’s “I’m working late ‘cause I’m a singer” lyric resonates with her: “That does not resonate with me”
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• rachel •@rachelwilbury24 Sep 2024
hey does anyone know what my personality is and if i am succeeding at being a person? thanks 💜
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Liesl when she found out Rolf was a N*zi:
Danielle (@behindnmetaints) profile pictureDanielle@behindnmetaints18 Sep 2024
you’ve destroyed the sanctity of this gazebo you belligerent fool
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Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) profile picturePopulism Updates@PopulismUpdates7 Sep 2024
Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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Tom@tomsnyds27 Aug 2024
One thing about me is that I am absolutely going to load a dishwasher incorrectly
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I never thought about it like this before and I love it. if an anthropologist were studying our culture, they would note that our adolescent girls have a rich tradition of folk art that includes weaving, beading, and collaborative storytelling (fanfic)
kate ✨ (@pulpy_fiction) profile picturekate ✨@pulpy_fiction26 Aug 2024
friendship bracelet making is so cool man. genuinely so awesome that we have this miniature weaving tradition that is passed down as oral tradition among teenage girls!! i love craft!!!!
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jay (@kendallhosseini) profile picture
jay@kendallhosseini25 Aug 2024
president snow after the tribute’s interviews:
Lily Allen (@lilyallen) profile pictureLily Allen
@lilyallen25 Aug 2024
Replying to @lilyallen
Also thank you to @peta for adding fuel to the fire. Very responsible of you.
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never stops being funny
໊ (@buffys) profile picture໊
@buffys20 Aug 2024
name a time the celebrity gagged the interviewer
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@ratlimit
@ratlimit13 Aug 2024
For sale, baby!!!!! Shoes!!! Never worn :)
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New York Times Games@NYTGames19 Aug 2024
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how quickly you solved the Mini Crossword - your daily Crossword streak - that time you solved Wordle in two guesses
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pete@seegerism16 Aug 2024
me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌 ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel
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Jenna Anderson@heyitsjennalynn14 Aug 2024
How your email finds me:
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Film Crave (@_filmcrave) profile pictureFilm Crave
@_filmcrave13 Aug 2024
Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield in John Crowley’s ‘WE LIVE IN TIME’. 📷
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gal kilmer@beepupkin31 Jul 2024
waiting out the geography and sports categories at trivia night before locking in for arts and entertainment
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“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe
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