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acey

@acetthetics
Joined May 2026
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I'll get a gf eventually bro its called trickle down hypergamy
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I can’t sleep until I’ve drunk my milk and I’ve read my adhkar
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The problem with quoting ppl on private accounts is it becomes very embarrassing in the event that one of your mutuals decides to expose you 😂😂
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@AtlasVrilOct 29
Nobody consumes more microplastics than third worlders, who also have the highest birth-rates, but keep focussing on micro-management I’m sure that’ll fix things.
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 27
When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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Third world/immigrant uncles do this and get branded as low IQ
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BOSS (@thebeautyofsaas) profile pictureBOSS
@thebeautyofsaasOct 27
the cheapest quality of life upgrade nobody talks about
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Some of the shit women come out with sometimes is hilarious
mimi🌷 (@kimmy_45567) profile picturemimi🌷@kimmy_45567Oct 25
guys sliding in w salaam is so annoying bc I can’t ignore the message I have to give the salaam back
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IS@ISTheCarverOct 27
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Might be the best piece of philosophy I’ve seen since Covid
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You know you’ve crossed the rubicon of unc-hood when you start watching WhatsApp stories
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This is not true
44 (@user78625x) profile picture44@user78625xOct 26
men dm you with ur tweets so their 4 twitter wives don’t see them interacting with you #staywoke
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I just tend to message directly
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Everyone talks about positive visualisation. But how many are brave enough to practice negative visualisation.
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sticky toffee tiramisu I might be a genius
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@InvertTheWingOct 27
Updated Top 5 days of my life: 1. My mother’s 50th birthday party. 2. Harry Kane’s Ballon D’or victory. 3. My son’s birth. 4. Ange Postecoglou’s Europa League Triumph. 5. The day I got my MSc
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Anyone know any reliable high quality blood test labs in Doha or Cairo
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On ne s’attaque pas à Kylian MBappé impunément
The Assembly (@InTheAssembly) profile pictureThe Assembly
@InTheAssemblyOct 27
1.3 TRILLION erased from the Chinese stock market today 📉
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>Economy in tatters >Told by GoyCattle™️ to stop complaining & apply for a 2nd job >Apply to 2k+ openings for entry level side gigs >You find out your company is laying off 5k people cos of AI >You’re fired from main job >2nd job hunt -> No Job >You are now WelfareCattle™️
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The people cutting employees while revenue is growing are the same people you're counting on to pay your UBI out of the goodness of their hearts.
Brody Ford (@BrodyFord_) profile pictureBrody Ford@BrodyFord_Oct 26
Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000(!) employees. Headcount and revenue growth is really starting to diverge at tech companies.
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