// @vercel @vercel_support - you folks might wanna investigate this link (and the associated user.) It's a phishing scam to gain access to internet banking credentials.

. @github @githubstatus - all well, folks? Gives this error when logged in, works otherwise. :'( #GitHub #HowDoICopyPasteCodeNow

. @signalapp woke up and chose violence.

. @cyph I have never cracked up so hard after reading some code.

*talking about literature* @99yashika - this is so cool. Me - wow. You're so needy. Me - ... Me - I meant nerdy. Her friends and her:

. @getinfino brings to you Cyclops @kakujain Half CEO, half man.

Me, looking at the 2nd bottle of whiskey.

This bad boy can fit a lot of time series data. Or as I like to call it: siblings. @PrometheusIO

*first day on the codebase* Outgoing Engineer - So, we use have created our own framework.

@amazon why? That's a duck.

Not every mortal gets an upvote from @chriscoyier!! :D :D